There exists another universe very much like our own.
In this universe there is a sun with ten planets revolving around it.
On the third of these planets there is a person sitting at a computer.
This person is not at all unlike you, and right now he/she is
reading a page on the Internet and wondering just
what this strange page might be saying.

Do not be alarmed. This is the Matt's world famous
page that turns you into an alternate universe!

Frequently Asked Questions about the world famous page that turns you into an alternate universe:

Q: What does this page do?
A: It turns you into an alternate universe, silly!

Q: Being an alternate universe, will I have to deal with weight problems?
A: You're not understanding. You will turn into an alternate universe much like the way you turn into your driveway.

Q: What are the differences between this universe and that one?
A: As far as we know, the only substantial difference is that the color scheme of this page is reversed. Although the universes are nearly identical, moving to the other one might give you a whole new outlook on life. Sort of a new beginning.

Q: Won't people miss me?
A: No. They will not know the difference between you and the dude from the other universe who just popped in at the same time that you popped out.

Q: Do you mean to say that I have no real control over what I choose to do?
A: You're catching on quick.

Q: Will my (girl/boy)friend be as cute in the other universe?
A: Oh, come on! We're talking about hyperspace travel here and that's all you can worry about? That's it this FAQ is over!

So now we come to the big choice. So, traveler, do you wish to leave everything that you know and love for several things that are surprisingly similar to everything you know and love? If so, click the big G below and enjoy your new life.

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