Talkin' to the 'Swedish Chick'.

Venkman comes walking up to the Swedish girl and the other males that have gathered and elbows his way through to stand before her. He looks up from a small dictionary he has in his hands..."Okay,stay with me now...I've just been perusing this little book to try and get a feel for your native tongue...learn the language...'cause I feel that may make some sort of impression...okay? Alrighty, here goes...remember, this is my first try!"

Venkman clears his throat and, reading fom the book, says in a rich Swedish-type accent "Good Night, Girl, Can I rub butter into your buttocks?"

The 'Swedish Chick' frowns....and some smartass in the crowd around her who already knows the language almost pees himself laughing...Venkman looks at the girl expecting an answer, but sees that she is looking quite offended...

"Oh...Alright...Let's try something else" and he then says : " That cow over next to your father is quite a beast, i am aroused and wish to purchase cheese"

Venkman throws his arms wide "hey! huh! How about that!" The guy who knows the language already taps Venkman on the shoulder and whispers in his ear "ummmm...I think you need to practise some more...she's.." venkman sweeps him away "shush", he whispers back, "I'm gunna try again....she's gunna be mine!!" And he reads from the book again....

"There is no butt like yours, except that large planetary circle in the sky at night that circles our earth....and is but made with cheese"

The Swedish girl screams and kicks Venkman right between the legs before running off...followed by a bunch of adoring males...except one guy who leans over Venkman, who is lying, twisting in agony and moaning, on the ground..."told ya"...Venkman opens his tear filled eyes "Thanks...*gasp*....I'll listen next time to your...*grunt*...advice....she's got a real good kick there...gunna be a real good soccer player...*wince*...could I have some ice please?"