Beer or Women ?

1. A Beer doesn't' get jealous when you grab another beer.
2. When you go to a bar, you know you can pick up a beer.
3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with a beer on your breath.
4. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
5. If you pour a beer right, you will always get a good head.
6. You can get rid of a hang-over.
7. You can share a beer with your friends.
8. You don't have to wash your hands before a beer tastes good.
9. You know your always the first to pop a beer.
10. A beer always goes down on the first night.
11. A frigid beer is a good beer.
12. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.
13. A beer never says no!
14. There's never a bad time of the month to have a beer.
15. Beer stains wash out.
16. A beer will always wait patiently for you, in the car, while you play a sport.
17. A beer never gets a Headache.
18. A beer is always wet.
19. A beer doesn't demand quality.
20. A beer doesn't care when you come.

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