If Microsoft Were Run By Rednecks . . .
1.Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders 95
2.Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle.
3.Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag.
4.Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-right" or "Naw".
5.Instead of "Ta-Da", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos.
6.The "Recycle Bin" in Winders 95 would be an outhouse.
7.Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"
8.Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders 95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky-Heart.
9.PowerPoint would be named "ParPawnt."
10.Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"
11.Winders 95 logo would incorporate the Confederate flag
12.Microsoft Word would be just that: one word.
13.Instead of WWW servers, Microsoft would have TVA servers
14.New shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"
15.Instead of VP, Microsoft big-shots would be called "Cuz"
16.Hardware could be repaired using parts of an old Trans Am.
17.Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse.
18.Four words: Daisy Dukes Screen Saver.
19.Well, the next thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire...
20.Spreadsheet software would include examples of "How to Inventory dead cars in your front yeard."
21.Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates
thanks for this one goes to HOPPER ( and I know she stole it from someone, somewhere ).