Computers. Love em or.............

 

  1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
  2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
  3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
  4. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
  5. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
  6. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  7. C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
  8. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
  9. <-------- The information went data way --------
  10. The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
  11. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
  12. Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
  13. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
  14. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups!
  15. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
  16. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
  17. 24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
  18. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
  19. Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
  20. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
  21. Press <CTRL-<ALT-<DEL to continue ...
  22. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
  23. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
  24. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
  25. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
  26. Hit any user to continue.
  27. I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
  28. Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
  29. If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
  30. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
  31. Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

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