#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday,
March 2.
:Let there be firmament in the midst
of the water and
#Unrecognizable command! Try again!
:Create firmament.
#Done.
:Run firmament.
#And God devided the waters. And God
saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Monday,
March 2.
#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday,
March 3.
:Let the waters under heaven be gathered
together unto one place
and let the dry land appear and
#Too many charachters in string specification!
Try again.
:Create dryland.
#Done.
:Run dryland.
#And God created Earth and Seas. And
God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Tuesday,
March 3.
#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday,
March 4.
:Create lights in the firmament to divide
the day from the night.
#Unspecified type. Try again!
:Create sunmoonstars.
#And God created Sun, Moon, stars. And
God saw there were 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Wednesday,
March 4.
#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday,
March 5.
:Create fish.
#Done.
:Create fowl.
#Done.
:Run fish'nfowl.
#And God created the great seamonsters
and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed
after its kind and every
winged fowl after its kind. 0 errors.
#And God signed off at 12:01 a.m., Thursday,
March 5.
#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
#And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday,
March 6.
:Create cattle.
#Done.
:Create creepy things.
#Done.
:Now let us make man in our image.
#Unspecified type! try again.
:Create man.
#Done.
:Be fruitful and multiply and replenish
the earth and subdue it
and have dominion over the fish of the
sea and over the fowl
of the air and over every living thing
that creepeth upon the
earth.
#Too many command operands! try again.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
:Insert breath.
#O.K.
:Run multiplication.
#Executed terminated. 5 errors.
:Move man to Garden of Eden.
#Error: File Garden of Eden does not
exist.
:Create Gard.En.
#Done.
:Move man to Gard.En.
#O.K.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
:Copy woman from man.
#O.K.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 3 errors.
:Insert woman into man.
#Illegal parameters. Try again!
:Insert man into woman.
#O.K.
:Run multiplication.
#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
:Create desire.
#Done.
:Run multiplication.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful
and multiplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No timelimit on this run.
1 errors.
:Create freewill.
#Done.
:Run freewill.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful
and multplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run.
1 errors.
:Undo desire.
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill
is created.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and
cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for
help.
:Help!
#Desire cannot be undone once freewill
is created.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and
cannot be destroyed.
#Enter replacement , cancel, or ask
for help.
:Create Treeofknowledge.
#And God saw man'nwoman being fruitful
and multiplying in the Gard.En.
#Warning: No time limit on this run.
1 errors.
:Create good'nevil.
#Done.
:Activate evil.
#And God saw that he created shame.
#Warning: System error in sector E95.
Man'nwoman not in Gard.En.
#1 errors.
:Scan Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Man'nwoman cannot be located. Try again!
:Search Gard.En. for man'nwoman.
#Search failed.
:Delete shame.
#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has
been activated.
:Destroy freewill.
#Freewill is an inaccessible file and
cannot be destroyed.
:Stop!
#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
:Break
:Break
:Break
#ATTENTION ALL USERS ATTENTION ALL USERS:
COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR
REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST
IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE SIGN OFF.
:Create new world.
#You have exceeded your allowed file
space. You must destroy old
files before new ones can be created.
:Destroy earth.
#Destroy earth. Please confirm.
:Destroy earth confirmed.
#COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES
WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY
MARCH 8 AT 6:00 A.M. YOU MUST SIGN OFF
NOW!
#And God signed off at 11:59 p.m., Friday,
March 6.
#And God saw that he had zero funds
remaining.