Bad move loser! The Darkside is not a place for wimps like you. There will be no mercy. Prepare for a fate worse than death, prepare to enter 'The Pit of...
Barney!!!
In here, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as this loathsome, creature cuddles and kisses you and perform other despicable acts upon you. Bwahahahaha!
Barney loves youuuuuuuu...
No! No! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggghhhhhh...