SCVT-TV has learned that a student revolutionary has taken over the Dean's office at Swanson County Vo-Tech. A news crew is enroute to the scene. We will interrupt programming to bring you further details as they become available.
The student revolutionary occupying the Dean's office at Swanson County Vo-Tech has been identified as Donna Mackenzie, a former mental patient and aspiring actress. A spokesman for the school stated that Ms. Mackenzie has chained herself to the Dean's desk and is demanding passage to Liberia.
The state of siege at Swanson County Vo-Tech has been successfully ended. Donna Mackenzie has been taken into custody with only minor casualties to the SWAT team. As she was being led away, Mackenzie shouted, "Hell no, we won't go", "Save the Rosenbergs" and "Votes for Women." A fugitive warrant has been issued for Ms. Mackenzie's common-law husband Stevie Dain, who has claimed responsibility for the incident. A reliable source informs SCVT-TV that Stevie Dain is an alias used by fugitive terrorist Nerton Fisk. Fisk, a member of the underground Weatherman organization, has been sought by the F.B.I. since the late 1960's. Fisk is believed to be the mastermind behind the recent unrest on the Swanson County Vo-Tech campus.