I have one sure way to tell if it's the real thing...
And I'm gonna be kind enough to share it with you.
It is this my friend,
If you can't fart around eachother, than drop it like a hot
potato!
Right now.
There's no need going farther (unless you've just begun, in which case you have a month to let your cheecks roar) but, if it's been longer than that, and there's no pooting happening, no matter how good they are every other way, you've gotta let it rip or leave.
I've personally spent way too many nights in intestanal agony
because I was to scared to let one go, and after a few nights of
this torture I always moved on.
Sure I spent many nights alone because of this.But hey at
least by myself I didn't have to worry about a sneacky cheecky
wiggling out.And when I finally was able to find someone who
wasn't scared of a loud derriere I met my match and now we live
happily ever after...
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