SCENE THREE:  On the Aloha Deck, the ship's equivalent of Ten Forward, the Crew try to mend the gap between Taro and Tog.

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GEORDI:  "What's wrong Doc?"

DOC:  "Well, you know those two Cardassion twins I've been chasing?  They turn out to be male.  Very attractive though.  It's a crazy world Issac."

GEORDI:  "It's Geordi."

DOC: "Right, sorry."

WORF:  "Captain you wish to seen me?"

PICARD:  "Mister Worf, the passengers have been complaining that you keep beating them at shuffle board."

WORF:  "I must defeat all who oppose me Captain."

PICARD:  "But Worf, old women and children."

WORF:  The weak and the cowardly have no place in shuffle board, sir."

PICARD:  "Mister Worf, let the passengers win.  Now that's an order."

WORF:  "Doooh, very well."

PICARD:  "So have you two patched things up?"

TARO:  "He snores Captain."

TOG:  "Well, she urinates through her skin like a shark."

PICARD:  "Hmm...  Guinan please report to the Aloha Deck.  Guinan, these two are still bickering."

(Guinan beams in)

GUINAN:  "Captain, my man, what seems to be the problem?"

PICARD:  "Do you have any idea how we can bring these two together?"

GUINAN:  "Oh, yeah baby.  Guinan got all the answers.  Ha ha ha.  They got to get in touch with what's keeping them from touching, ya dig.  Ya see what they need is..."

PICARD:  "Picard to bridge, get her out of here, quickly."

GUINAN:  "...warp speed. Hey hey hey..."

(Guinan is hastily beamed out)

PICARD:  "Mister Data, do you have any recommendations on how we can get this couple back together?"

DATA:  "Captain human affection can often be stimulated by alcoholic beverages, theoretically."

PICARD:  "Hmm... Geordi, two banana dacories."

GEORDI:  "Outta sight!"

PICARD:  "Blender's engage!"

DATA:  "I must remind you Captain, at full frappe we'll drain the warp engines in two-point-four minutes."

# ONE:  "Captain, what if we divert from the life support on the upper deck to the blenders?"

PICARD:  "Make it so, number one.  Drink up."

TOG:  "I'm not drinking, pah."

DATA:  "It's not working Captain."

PICARD:  "Red Alert.  Bridge hard a-starboard.  Full impulse power engage!"

(Ship pitches and Taro falls into Tog's arms, oddly the drinks don't slide across the table...)

TOG:  "Taro how I've missed you!"

PICARD:  "Well done every one!"

GEORDI:  "Outta sight!"

(CUT TO SPACE SEQUENCE THEN SCENE FOUR)

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