HanoverF:
Since Regis had the week off, a piece of cheese co-hosted with Kathy Lee, tragedy insued when the cheese jokingly told Kathy to "Eat Me"
HanoverF:
She hated how her father made her dates sit on his lap, she really hated it when the date seemed so happy to oblige
HanoverF:
General Kirkpatricks plan to demoralize the enemy by slapping them on the wrist with a ruler had several fundemental flaws...
HanoverF:
This is Howard Cosell, Rumors of my death have been greatly untrue, I was dead at least twenty years before they reported it and stuck me in the ground
HanoverF:
He never should have tried to eat that Gordita out of the bear trap...
HanoverF:
So... You come here often... whats your sign baby? [The Wrong way to go about haveing phone sex]
HanoverF:
That Marshmellow bastard tried to destroy New York, but look at him now! He's S'Mores!
HanoverF:
Kevin Bacon, and Fidel Castro, in the wackiest buddy picture you'll ever see! 'Bay of Bacon'
HanoverF:
During the murder trial it was claimed by the defense that the lightsaber had slipped... charges were dropped regardless
HanoverF:
Aunt Bea liked getting dressed up in Andy's uniform so she could sneak in and pull the electric chair switch in the big house.
HanoverF:
"This Is God! You Smoochers Get Off My Land!"
HanoverF:
Then a lifetime of slavery, or 'endentured servitued' as we like to call it
