I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time 
like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A Soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name 
and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
Y-O-D-A Yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda

Well I been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet 
but he's wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda

Well I left home just a week before
And I never ever been a jedi before
But Obe-wan he set me straight of course
He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the force

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda
...

So I use the force
I pick up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well I won't forget what Yoda said

He said: Luke stay away from the darker side
and if you start to go astray 
let the force be your guide
Oh my Yoda
yo yo yo yo yoda

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed 
But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda
yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back someday
I'll be playing this part till I'm old and gray

The long term contract I had to sign 
Said I'll be making these movies till the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
yo yo yo yo Yoda
yo yo yo yo Yoda

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