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My page has MIDIs, links, South Park, Sam and Max, crap about me, and pictures of my pets (Not that any true netsurfer would give a *%#$.)
I also have an Advertisements page, meaning if you like my page, you can advertise it on YOUR links page with cool buttons I've created for that purpose. Whoo-hah!
It took a while, but we've arrived at *Gasp* the text links! Newbie Tip: Go to your "Preferences" thing under the Netscape menu (you ARE using Netscape, right?) and put out "Underline the Links" or something like that. The text links throughout the web will look better and you'll feel happier.
MIDIs -Cool MIDI music ! Titanic theme, video games, and a bunch of other cool music!
South Park Page -My page for the best crudely animated cartoon out there! Visit it, you bastard!
Cool Links -Links to some of my favorite sites! Put in categories for better navigation. Ain't I so user-friendly?
About Me -Nosy people click here.
Sam and Max -Best crimefighting duo out there. Fox, naturally, killed the comic with that gawd-awful cartoon, but fortunately Lucasarts' game is cool and the comic too.
My Pets -My cat and my dog. Together they create hell for vaccum cleaners.
My Ads -If you like my page a lot, click here!
The Max Award -Click here if you've got your own home page!
Awards I've Won -They're all over the Net, and I've gotten some of them.
J.L.H. -No more pciture because of no room. Just a scathing commentary on the JLH dork who signed my guestbook.
Roger at Alvin's Place -My Space Quest dedication page with an Alvin exclusive! My most popular page.
Other Stuff -Basically a "coming soon" page with a few rantings from me. Don't click unless you can't go to sleep right now.
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