"You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile!" --C-3PO to R2-D2

"Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!" --C-3PO to R2-D2

"I've got such a bad case of dust contamination, I can barely move." --C-3PO

"Don't get technical with me." --C-3PO to R2-D2 tech.wav

"No, I don't think he likes you at all . . . I don't like you either." --C-3PO to R2-D2

"That little droid and I have been through a lot together." --Luke Skywalker (concerning R2-D2)

"You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them." --C-3PO (concerning R2-D2)

"We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!" --C-3PO to R2-D2 madness.wav

"We're doomed!" --C-3PO to R2-D2

"We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who-knows-what!" --C-3PO to R2-D2

"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life." --C-3PO to R2-D2

"We don't serve their kind here!" --Wuher (the Mos Eisley Cantina bartender) serve.wav

"Thank the maker!" --C-3PO

"Help! I think I'm melting." --C-3PO

"Shut him up or shut him down!" --Han Solo (concerning C-3PO)

"Sometimes I just don't understand human behavior." --C-3PO human.wav

"Why doesn't anyone listen to me?" --C-3PO

"Artoo says the chances of survival are seven hundred seventy-five . . . to one.  Actually, Artoo has been known to make mistakes . . . from time to time."  --C-3PO to Leia and Chewbacca chances.wav

"You're a fiesty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect." --EV-9D9 to R2-D2

"I do believe that they think I am some sort of god." --C-3PO (concerning the Ewoks)

"Well, why don't you use your divine influence and get us out of this?" --Han to C-3PO divine.wav

"It is against my programming to impersonate a deity." --C-3PO to Han deity.wav

"I'm standing here in pieces, and you're having delusions of grandeur." --C-3PO to R2-D2