1. He is so syrupy delicious that he can cause someone to change their religion.
2. He appreciates good porn.
3. He hits Krycek a lot.
4. He can cry in front of Scully.
5. He is so syrupy delicious....oops...sorry...
6. He can drop his gun and still win the fight.
7. He can get shot by his partner and not cry.
8. He can be locked in a buried train with dead aliens and come out smelling like sugar cookies and pumpkin pie.
9. He can slide down the wall of a massive underground alien craft and land right next to his frozen partner.
10. He once hit Skinner while all hopped up on some funky drug that had been in the water supply.
11. He looks really good in a red speedo.
12. He appreciates the genius that is Melvin Frohike.
13. He loves his goldfish.