The list that follows is a list of all the people who will be exempted from the horrible bloody wrath of the Ancients. I hope you have added your name and a brief message so that we may be able to process your request in a timely manner and avoid dministrative oversights and late deadlines and hypodermic needles and Tickle-Me-Elmos and breakfast cereals and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...ahem...

Beth - 11/23/00 05:07:30
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/seraphimchilde7
My Email:beth_mulder@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: An Alien from Mars.
Blood type?: Not applicamable
Favorite kind of underwear?: Uhm.,........Regular?
Drink of choice?: Blood.
Favorite pro wrestler?: Gangrel...wait, Gangrels suck....I like El Vampiro
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian
Comments:
Kick ass site.....Go Malkavians!! *does a psycho pep dance*


The Puppettron - 10/14/00 14:18:01
My URL:http://www.crimsonbabylon.com
My Email:malkavianjusticar@vampirethemasquerade.com
Who are you, REALLY?: that's none of your fucking business.
Blood type?: yes
Favorite kind of underwear?: worn
Drink of choice?: blood
Favorite pro wrestler?: Al Snow
Which clan do you claim?: clans do not exist, we are all children of malkav
Comments:
intestines make interesting nooses.


rev. jesse jackson - 10/13/00 06:04:07
My URL:http://newgrounds.com
My Email:mummra_thedead@yahoo.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Jimmy Calzon
Blood type?: type 0 -
Favorite kind of underwear?: happy
Drink of choice?: christina agulara bath water
Favorite pro wrestler?: dr. strangegroin
Which clan do you claim?: clan rectum
Comments:
beware the evil butt gnome


kranila - 06/07/00 03:58:47
My Email:roadc@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: road
Blood type?: b+
Favorite kind of underwear?: what's underwear?
Drink of choice?: um, let me think... blood
Favorite pro wrestler?: undertaker of course
Which clan do you claim?: malkavian
Comments:
cool site, i was just "sucked" in


Little Brother - 04/14/00 04:20:23
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/oh2/littlebrother
My Email:littlebrother_42@yahoo.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Little Brother
Blood type?: Red
Favorite kind of underwear?: Black
Drink of choice?: Black and Tan
Favorite pro wrestler?: Umm.. What's a television?
Which clan do you claim?: Malkies!
Comments:
fnord......


Ryan Workman - 12/12/99 01:58:12
My URL:http://homepages.go.com/~aramis_42/
My Email:ryguy_pawn@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Mythos
Blood type?: I don't.....know...I have had a mixture of blood in me so far
Favorite kind of underwear?: anything that feels good
Drink of choice?: Martini...shaken not stirred
Favorite pro wrestler?: I think they should all die...either that or be made ghouls and sent against Brujah...the Brujah will win, but the match will be good....
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian
Comments:
I wish The Malkavian Webpage was up...and if it is, please tell me....


The Great Lord Coracorn von Richtenheisen Malkard Klato I (but you can call me Tim) - 10/14/99 18:53:24
My URL:http://www.ferra.org
My Email:lspod666@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Ken E.
Blood type?: Blood, what blood?
Favorite kind of underwear?: Underwear??? Or yeah...Boxers...
Drink of choice?: Yes
Favorite pro wrestler?: None.....
Which clan do you claim?: I am proud to be a Malkavian, cause at least I know I 'm Insane, and I wont forget the person who died, to give unlife to me.....
Comments:
Hello, I am The Great Lord Coracorn von Richtenheisen Malkard Klato I (but you can call me Tim). Just wandered in from somewhere, and I have no clue what to write.....hmmm...thinking..... hmmm....Well, I guess i will just say hello to any Malkavians out here, because it is good to be a Malk!!! And Hello to any one else too, you may not be Malkavian, but no one is perfect.... Well, bye....


Mas Resik - 08/21/99 21:16:02
My Email:kiser99@home.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Sam Kiser
Blood type?: A?
Favorite kind of underwear?: Briefs
Drink of choice?: Raspberry Ice Tea
Favorite pro wrestler?: Man Kind
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian
Comments:
I Want MORREE! MORE MALKAV


Jerry and Larry - 07/31/99 03:46:53
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/de/Neonate/index.html
My Email:StreamWolf@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Jerry and Larry
Blood type?: Yes and Yes
Favorite kind of underwear?: Boxers and Nut Huggers and little thongs
Drink of choice?: Whatever you got and coke, shaken, not stired.
Favorite pro wrestler?: What's a wrestler ? and Andre The Giant
Which clan do you claim?: Depends, what day is it ? and Malkavian you silly billy...I knew a guy named billy once.
Comments:
I comment that you have a cool page for a Malkavian ofcourse with me being a Ventrue in all I hate you so it sucks. And I think it is a great page because we are all big happy family... we are family.....we are family.


A guy named Jed - 07/29/99 23:14:57
My URL:Yes, I do.
My Email:matsu_terwilliger@yahoo.com
Who are you, REALLY?: A guy who WOULD be all sorts of tattooed, but I have this thing about needles...
Blood type?: o+
Favorite kind of underwear?: Fruit of the Loom briefs.
Drink of choice?: Surge by the 2-liter bottle
Favorite pro wrestler?: Mick Foley
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian, but there are some folks out there that claim I'm Brujah on account of that time I hit that guy really hard. Geez, beat someone mercilessly with superhuman strength ONCE, and you're branded a punk for life...
Comments:
So, how 'bout that local sports team? Do they suck or what? Okay, enough of the small talk. I'd love to continue this line of conversation, but it's time for me to watch Earshot again, because I can and most others can't.


"HAPPY" - 06/29/99 02:52:44
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/md/mikesmasquerade
My Email:MageZERO@aol.com
Who are you, REALLY?: MOO MOO COWBOY
Blood type?: any type available
Favorite kind of underwear?: Exciting Beautifal... Edible
Drink of choice?: umm.....mountain dew?? nah thats not it...Crab juice NO! GOD I AM CONFUSED
Favorite pro wrestler?: THE ROCK OR MAYBE ROAD DOG... NO MAYBE... YES.... MIDEON
Which clan do you claim?: MALKY TILL THE DAY I FINALLY DIE AND DIE AND DIE AGAIN...
Comments:
Do you like chicken? I LIKE CHICKEN.... Do you dye your pubic hair? REALLY?! ME TOO! Do you love daddy? DADDY LOVES YOU... I eat Barbie Dolls. MmmM Malky Malky


Wattie - 03/12/99 15:37:01
My URL:http://www.i-don't-have-a-page.com
My Email:censorshit77@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: no one.. just a glitch in the computer.. see i control people through my harddrive fan's constant buzzing, i control their hands and make them type for me.. MuHahaha.. so many guestbooks.. so little time..
Blood type?: umm.. the red type?
Favorite kind of underwear?: ones with strategically placed crusty skidmarks (not my own of course! i DO have some morals!!)
Drink of choice?: Juicy Juice, laced with high quantities of Pcp
Favorite pro wrestler?: a dead one, I HATE WRESTLERs!
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian! Oi! Oi!
Comments:
yeah but you know how if you stare at it long you start to see stuff.. it's like a big hidden message that somehow creates things 0000000000000000hersey has a secret go to a club and pay your trusty friend DAN for gas money then sit like and idiot in a chair walk where it's really windy, chew on your fingers without mercy because theres a green dot there's a blue square theres a black diamon and a yellow diamond. YOU WON"T BE FREE UNTILL you remember your not supposed to TALK to people with herpes! tach-achu-rious Oi! Oi!


Antonio Saliri - 02/24/99 02:07:47
Who are you, REALLY?: Dr. Patrick J. Hydo K.B.E.
Blood type?: An offer? I'll take what ever you have.
Favorite kind of underwear?: Boxers or other breeds
Drink of choice?: drunks and acid fiends MMMmmmmm....
Favorite pro wrestler?: The one with the well endowed girl friend
Which clan do you claim?: I shall claim Toreador. They need my guidance.
Comments:
Sad is the day of Golconda...Wait Golconda is during the day..that meant something...MMMMmmmm...free food...I want my doggie please...no, rare if possible...Oh look at the painting I did...La La La I like parties and high fasion...I'm so glad I'm Toreador 'cause now I think I'm an artist and like sculptures of naked cattle being raped by the dogs of war... O.K. love you...LEAVE...NOW...dominance isn't working...NOOoo...Kamikaze shooter please...Grazi


Knowwonattawl - 01/14/99 16:01:27
My Email:knowwonattawl@hotmail.com
Who are you, REALLY?: a figment of my own imagination
Blood type?: barbecue
Favorite kind of underwear?: the kind they serve with crackers at that sea food place
Drink of choice?: ask choice! how should I know?
Favorite pro wrestler?: #####################
Which clan do you claim?: MalKAviAn uv korse
Comments:
Did you ever see the man in the moon while he's eating? It's disgusting.


10/14/98 10:57:20
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


Cindy - 09/18/98 00:10:50
My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


a friend hopefully - 08/06/98 06:44:25
My URL:who doesn't
My Email:http://geocities.datacellar.net/area51/chamber/5221
Who are you, REALLY?: Caine- first vampire ever born. later banished to the land of nod
Blood type?: yes
Favorite kind of underwear?: i wear boxers my man
Drink of choice?: blood
Favorite pro wrestler?: sunny from WWF (damn she's fine. i have links, remind me later
Which clan do you claim?: clan? what the hell?
Comments:
hello fellow "neighbor" im your friend from area 51 as well. chamber/5221 just giving you a link to my page. keep in touch


Kara Townsend - 07/01/98 22:59:29
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

Vodka_Chick - 06/30/98 00:11:40
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~Beavis_666/entrance.html
My Email:aholton@accessatc.net
Who are you, REALLY?: Alicia, a mildly pissed off and sadistic little vampire
Favorite kind of underwear?: black bikini
Drink of choice?: blood or pepsi (whichever is available)
Favorite pro wrestler?: don't have one
Which clan do you claim?: Tremere and Malkavian (don't ask)
Comments:
Stuffy old vamps... sure be scared of them but be scared of the ones that are here now more, escpecially us pissed off and sadistic ones that are friends with Satan.


Lord Razhid - 06/18/98 19:25:01
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~LordRazhid
My Email:razhid@bondage.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Don't you know? >:)
Blood type?: Undigestible
Favorite kind of underwear?: Adamantite w/ spikes
Drink of choice?: Blood ... yours
Favorite pro wrestler?: Doesn't matter, for I hold dominion over them all
Which clan do you claim?: The Rajah
Comments:
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated... MMUUAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!


Tremere - 06/10/98 20:21:19
My URL:http://www.pointyhead.com/~UptightBoy
My Email:tremere@viennasausage.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Biff Tannen
Blood type?: Ragu
Favorite kind of underwear?: None at all
Drink of choice?: Tremere blood
Favorite pro wrestler?: Chynna
Which clan do you claim?: All of 'em
Comments:
No, really...I am Tremere. Ask around. Everyone knows me. 'Specially Knobby over at the Blue Fox club...seriously.


Mr. Mooky - 05/24/98 07:11:09
My Email:questionme@imneverwrong.com
Who are you, REALLY?: Sean
Blood type?: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQURSTUVWXYZ negative
Favorite kind of underwear?: Edible Briefs
Drink of choice?: Coke
Favorite pro wrestler?: El Ass-o Wipe-o
Which clan do you claim?: Malkavian
Comments:
Behold... the malevolent duck approaches... and I hold the pork fat it cannot digest...


Jarid BearClaw - 04/26/98 15:40:41
My URL:http://members.home.net/wawekar
My Email:wawekar@home.com
Who are you, REALLY?: general Zod
Blood type?: 60% dr pepper, 40% unknown
Favorite kind of underwear?: edible briefs
Drink of choice?: B pos mixed with dr pepper
Favorite pro wrestler?: Signory Weaver & The Bitch Alien
Which clan do you claim?: Gangrel or is it Malkavian I keep forgetting
Comments:
Eek ook ack ack ting tang walla walla bing bang... Love it cool, Abosulutely fabulous baby...


THE GM - 04/20/98 23:44:54
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/area51/chamber/3911/index.html
My Email:dkmatter1@juno.com
Who are you, REALLY?: THE GM, DAMMIT
Blood type?: Angelic
Favorite kind of underwear?: Demonic
Drink of choice?: Milk (Got ...?)
Favorite pro wrestler?: Pamela Anderson
Which clan do you claim?: El Visa'a (they're coming...)
Comments:
Like it. Love it. But you are still the only ones left alive. But perhaps Nosferat can help... or better yet... the box HE used. (This hint offered free of charge... kinda.) >:)


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