Answers to the Unanswerable
Hello everyone, well we're sorry for not having these up sooner but there's just so many answers to choose from. We'd like to take the oppurtunity here to thank everyone who e-mailed us answers, we took the time to read every single word u wrote and all though we couldn't respond to everyone we appreciated them. Well here we go, some of the answers to the unanswerable

If humans are naturally carnivores, what possesed our ancestors to start eating plants instead?
Well, they had a taste of Spam and they hated it.

Some fat person decided to go on a diet

Who invented accents? when America was discovered who said "we'll talk like this here"
They decided all of a sudden that they didn't want to sound like wussy little brit so they decided to lose the british accent.

Some weird person who probably talked funny

Why do they play take me out to a ballgame when you're already there?
IT STARTED AS AN OLD BARROOM SONG...AND MIGRATED TO THE FANS AND BECAME A TRADITIONAL CLASSIC. GOT IT?

Because the writer of the song could find any thing else that could rhyme.

When a cow laughs does milk come out of her nose?
NO it comes out of her ears when she hears something funny!

If a man speaks and there is no women there to hear him, is he still wrong?
speaking as a male, the answer is yes. but don't tell the other guys i told you.

If seven eleven is opening 24hours why do they have locks on the doors?
Originally 7-11 was open 7am to 11pm. one of the first small stores in the states to do so. I think the locks are out of respect for the past.

Why do they sell cigarettes at a gas station if you can't smoke there?
do u think if they sell condoms u can have sex there ??