Unanwsered Questions


Have you ever been going about your normal routine and suddenly thought.. why? We have and here’s a list of all those weird questions we’ve all asked ourselves, but that know one can answer… Enjoy! You can attempt to answer one of our questions.. or even submit your own.

UPDATED: 8/7/98


1. Who invented accents?- When America was discovered, who decided… "We’ll talk like this here!" ??????
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2. Why does a Crunchie have that hard bit? -If we wanted hard honeycomb, we’d buy a Violet Crumble wouldn’t we? What is it for??????
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3. What’s the deal with Lolly-Pop Ladies? (crossing guards)- Who pays them?? Who hires them?? Do they have to do a course first in crossing the road or stopping traffic? Are they trained in holding stop signs????
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4. Is Jack ALWAYS Hungry???- "Hungry Jack’s" the fast food chain. Is Jack ALWAYS hungry? I mean, you can’t be hungry all the time can you? There must be a point where you just couldn’t eat another Whopper, isn’t there???
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5. Who named everything?- Who decided this would be a computer as opposed to a chair? Who named trees ‘trees’… Rocks ‘rocks’…. Animals ‘animals’???????
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6. Why do guys wear underpants?- It's not as if their dress/skirt is going to fly up and expose them
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7. Whats with baby shampoo?-Baby's don't have much hair so why spend a fortune buying them their own 'special' shampoo???
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8. What colour would a new colour be?- If a new colour was discovered on a different planet that was totally different to anything we have seen before, what would it look like?
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9. Why do they play 'Take Me Out to the BallGame' when your already there?
submitted by Robbie Cole
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10.Why do you drive on a Parkway and park on a driveway?
submitted by Robbie Cole & 'Sheri'
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11. Why didn't people just get rid of all other utensils (except the knife) when they invented the 'spork'? Then after that, why didnt anyone come up with a half spoon, half knife??
submitted by Robbie Cole
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12. If a tree fell on a mime in the forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care?
submitted by Robbie Cole & Heidi
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13. If superglue is so good, why doesn't it stick to the iside of the tube?
submitted by Peter Polgieter
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14. If you travel at the speed of light and somebody put on the lights, what the hell will happen?
submitted by Peter Polgieter
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15. How can you tell when your out of invisible ink?
submitted by Sheri
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16. Where does the white go when the snow melts?
submitted by Sheri
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17. Without Speech (or sign language that functions as speech), would human beings have a soul?
submitted by Dave
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18. If nothing sticks to TEFLON pans, how does the teflon stick to the pan??
submitted by Gavin Walsham
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19. If 7-11 is open everyday and open 24 hours a day, then why do they have locks on the doors?
submitted by Joshua Daltry
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20. In the movies "Gremlins" when they say not to feed them after midnight,they never said when you could feed them again. Do you wait until the sunrise or do you have to wait until noon? Because if you literally never fed them after midnight, you wouldn't feed them at all.. would you?
submitted by B. Confer
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21. Why don't guys wear skirts?
submitted by 'Hebbmatt'
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22. If a cow laughs would milk come out her nose?
submitted by Heidi
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23. If a turtle lost his shell would he be homeless or naked?
submitted by Heidi
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24. If a man speaks and their is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
submitted by Heidi
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25. What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
submitted by Heidi
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26. why do they sell cigarettes at a gas station if you can't smoke there?
submitted by Heidi
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27. why do you need your drivers license to buy liquer if you can't drink and drive?
submitted by Heidi
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28. How fast do you have to go to keep up with the sun so you're nerver in darkness?
submitted by Sal & Joe
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29. Why don't you ever see baby pigions?
submitted by Sal & Joe
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30. If humans are naturally carnivores, what possesed our ancestors to start eating plants instead?
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31. Why do they have braille on Drive Throught Teller machines?- I didn't know the blind could drive????
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32. We all know what a pair is right? well why the heck do we say a pair of underwear?
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33. Why are there life jackets under seats in planes and not parachutues?
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34. Why is that when the bad guy shoots at Superman he sticks out his chest and lets the bullets bounce off his chest, but when the bad guy throws the gun; Superman ducks?
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35. If a mime swears does his mommy make him wash his hands?
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Well thats all for now, we have a whole list of them here but this is all we can be bothered to put up just now. But there’s 3 of us working on it so it’ll grow pretty quickly. So what did you think of those? If you’d like to answer any of them, click the corresponding ‘answer’ link and send it to us.

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