(This
site was supposed to be under construction, but there was a strike and
the builders didn't come to work)
Welcome
toShlamko'spage!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't know who
IS shlamko? shame on you!
no, don't surf to this
default escape link !
PLEASE!
Now,
really, I think it's time for you to know me. FIGURATIVELY!
My name is Itay Shlamkovich. I am an Israeli
18 years old boy, smarter than average, much funnier than the average,
much MUCH honest than the average!! 8-? (and I can
do this face in real life!)
Well, I think it is enough for the introducing.
Of course, if a huge lobby (or even a virtual surfer, not one of my real-life,
flesh and blood, misunderstanding friends) of surfers will want more details,
I will gladly provide them!!
It's here! The VERY unofficial
"how to eat the Milki's cream last" page! !!
NEW! NEW! NEW! The one and
only (for my knowledge) Background Gallery!
Go see the absolute mathematical
curse
Learn some philsosophy
Shlamko invented a joke! (I take my credit very
seriously, usually my jokes faded 2 seconds after they are said). So go
HERE
and see it!
Shlamko went to the the USA for a visit. Go to
the Visit page and see the consequences!
And
now for what you came for!
(most of you, I hope)
Why won't you surf to my bugs
page? It has very common bugs!
Have you ever saw MIB? (men in black) THE film!
THE legend! THE best answer to Dennis Rodman! I saw It at-least three times,
and I am ready for more! you should really surf to MIB
home page, but due to your being here, I am offering you a great wave
clip, totally cool, featuring all the important characters, mixed up to
be surprisingly connected! (even if I did it) so download the MIB
wave clip zipped, unzip it and hear it out!
Don't have zip? try at winzip.
[and here is a nice warez to go with it, just
unzip it! (yes, I know the irony)]
Here is a nice Shooting
game (Kamery 5 on stage) for you to play. [you need shockwave, at Shockwave.].
Just remember to come back to this page!
Do you want some midi's? Star wars midi's? So
hear them out!
main theme, battle
theme, ceremony theme, destroying
the death star, emperor's theme, finale,
the
forest battle, Han and Leia, Jabba
the Hutt, Luke and Leia, The
imperial march, the imperial march medley,
medley,
the Mos Eisley cantina, Parade
of the Ewoks,
Yoda's theme. All brought
to you by MR. Data!
And if we're talking midi's, you should really
want to surf to The complete
Beatles (yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!) midi page - by album!
And if we are talking Beatles- go to my superman
page to hear them in a message.
The International
Lyrics Server If a song is writen- here you'll find it's words.
!úåðåîúå
òãéîì ÷ðò øå÷î
- úéøáòá
íéáëåëä
úîçìî ìù éîùø
éúìáä øúàä
And of course- the MP3. you've probably heard
about it, knowing it is some sort of hi-compressing method for sounds.
Well, this site has no intention to explain about it. But, I can give you
three things connecting to MP3: first, this is a link to The
""official"" MP3 page. Second, there is winamp,
The
BEST MP3 playing software, and third, A special version of the beatles
Yellow
Submarine , or the MP3 of the
continuing story of Bungalow Bill. And, even if it's no big deal, maybe
you go to my other homepage at geocities,
or my other other page
?
Want some more links? Am I asking you?
I live in Holon. This is a very nice city (although
dull) near Tel-Aviv, and it is the 4th biggest city in Israel. For more
information, surf to Holon city
hall and even see the map
of my neighborhood!
I am in Area51- A sci-fi neighborhood. Well,
NASA is also sci-fi (it's budget, anyway). So, you can surf to NASA (no
link - I've never done it), OR, you can surf to NASA's
space simulator ! If you love space, it is a MUST!
And because the is no page without sport, surf
to my favorite basketball team - Hapoel
Holon!
For the funniest time of your life, You should
visit the Harsufim home page
- íéôåöøç.
This site is the web biggest source (that I know
of) of celebrities women!
(not nude, but their is a link to nude ones too).
For the greatest screensavers, wallpapers and
3D pages links - try this. (worning-
because this is the almost only funding in the net, this page have some
very bold banners. that does'nt mean you should'nt surf it, but take care).
For all the sci-fi lovers
over the internet, I can suggest some things: first, my booklist,
the
Israeli society for Science Fiction and Fantasy,
and the israeli star-trek fan club, Starbase972.
Here is the complete list of the Ferengi
rules of acquisition, the rules for all of you who want to become wealthy.
Star trek in
sound and vision- probably the biggest archive in the net for startrek
sounds, texts, pictures and more, from all of star trek (TOS, TNG, DS9,
VOY and the movies). Highly recomended for all.
This is probably the best cartoon parody site
on the web- The Sev Wide Web
.
All you SMEGheads- before you drink any hot gespacho
soup - go to the compleate Red
Dwarf site - it's really complete!
And for the end of my links section, here is
my list of friend's homepages!
Simple
page- Asaf Helfer, The
other side of the web- Meiri Badner, My
HTML student- Dan Shulman,MP3
download- Moshe Hammer, The
unupdated page- Eran Sthoeger, Missing
links page- Yochai Rofeh and Anti
homepages page- Omer Kidron!! (dont worry, I'll add on others when
available)
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