Quiz Answers For
If you've played Earthworm Jim 2 then you have incountered the Blind Sally's Q's quiz from the Villi People stage. In case you want to know the answers to this or just want a good laugh, this is the page for you.
Question: How does Jim spell his first name?
Answer: miJ
Q: Is Jim dyslexic?
A: seY
Q: May I please be excused to go to the bathroom?
A: The industrial Revolution
Q: I don't get it.
A: The right answer is wrong and the rest don't make sense.
Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?
A: Missle Command
Q: What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese?
A: Camembert
Q: Can Jim recite The Raven?
A: I don't know
Q: What is the capitol of Assyria?
A: Red
Q: What is Princess What's Her Name's real name?
A: What's Her Name
Q: When is Jim's birthday?
A: June 9, 1994
Q: In what year was the Battle of Hamstrings?
A: 101 D.M.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?
A: Less than A, more than B
Q: Can you rub your stomach and pat your head?
A: No
Q: What is the specific gravity of corn on the cob?
A: Marky mark and the Funky Bunch
Q: Phrase your response in the form of a question.
A: Yes
Q: Should the capital gains tax be repealed?
A: Yes
Q: What color is Jim's red gun?
A: Green
Q: Can Jim speak French?
A: No
Q: Can Jim speak German?
A: Bitte. wo ist die Toilette?
Q: Can Jim speak Spanish?
A: Si
Q: Can Jim speak Chinese?
A: How's it going?
Q: Can Jim speak Farsi?
A: No
Q: Does Jim have piranha in his aquarium?
A: Both A and B
Q: Does Jim's mother approve of his dates?
A: No, she does not.
Q: Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?
A: Over my dead body
Q: In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier which plane would win?
A: The Harrier
Q: Cook some meatloaf and I'll boil some potatoes.
A: Why?
Q: What is the capitol of South Dakota?
A: Gila Bend, Arizona
Q: What color is a marshmallow?
A: Carnivorous
Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: The same shape as something beige
Q: Who is the patron saint of video games?
A: St. Charles "Chip" Butty
Q: How many legs has a katydid?
A: Eleven
Q: How do you compute the area of a circle?
A: Ask your doctor or pharmacist
Q: What is the species name of the duckbilled platypus?
A: St. Petersburg, Florida
Q: Who won the 1994 World Cup?
A: Napoleon
Q: How many TV sets are in the average American household?
A: Orange
Q: An average of 2.8 children.
A: How about if you drain the broth? How many noodles would there be?
Q: Are you being served?
A: Chip Butty
Q: What is a paradox?
A: I don't know
Q: Did you save any room for pie?
A: You've got to be kidding!
Q: What is a tarheel?
A: Chip Butty
Q: Who was Charlemagne?
A: Chip Butty
Q: What Broadway musical is based on annelids?
A: The Worm of the Opera
Q: What is the Union Jack?
A: Organized labor's tool for changing a flat tire
Q: Coal is to water as a light bulb is to:
A: Wet coal
Q: If cigarettes cause cancer, what causes Capricorn?
A: One and a half pounds of butter
Q: Hey kids, what time is it?
A: Nick
Q: Can Jim speak Japanese
A: Iie
Q: Will you please knock it off?
A: Yes
Q: Can Jim tie himself in a knot?
A: No
Q: How many legs does a shark have?
A: As many as it wants.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: 42
Q: Does misery love company?
A: None of your business.
Q: What food isn't available in New York City?
A: Real beef hotdogs.
Q: Use what instead of butter when cooking?
A: Shortening
Q: Who are you?
A: Who, who, who, who?
Q: 'Alas poor Yorrick...' was written by:
A: Chocolate shakes
Q: If Tim runs East with 2 apples, when does the train arrive with peaches?
A: As soon as Herb arrives
Q: Seven times seven equals:
A: C'mon I really need the power-up
Q: W.W.W. stands for:
A: Weawy Waskowy Wabbit
Q: These walk down stairs alone or in pairs:
A: shoes
Q: How many donuts are in a dozen?
A: 8 by the time you get home.
Q: How fast does Jim's plasma gun fire?
A: A bazillion rounds a second
Q: What is Earthworm Jim's favorite Christmas Carol?
A: A funny valentine
Q: Jim was born in what state?
A: Texas
Q: What exactly is a 'mojo'?
A: A tiny Elvis
Q: Jim's super suit is what size?
A: One size fits all
Q: What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step?
A: The Funky Cow
Q: During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as:
A: M. C. Sweet N Low
Q: Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling?
A: Jim has no arms
Q: Jim's super suit is:
A: All-natural fibers
Q: What is Jim's favorite magazine?
A: Annelid Monthly
Q: Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size?
A: The ladies love it
Q: What is Jim's favorite fighting game?
A: Samurai Slowdown
Q: Have you read the instruction manual?
A: no
Q: In college Jim played what sport?
A: Jousting
Q: When bowling, Psy-Crow needs 7 more pins to win, he should:
A: Hit reset and get a spare if nobody's looking.
Q: What is Jim's second favorite disquise, after blind Sally?
A: Steve's shop vacuum
Q: Have you seen the Earthworm Jim Cartoon?
A: Yes
Q: Is this a trick question?
A: The sock
Q: What was the answer to the previous question?
A: Y
Q: Who is Leo Tolstoy?
A: Dead
Q: What flavor is a cow?
A: Milk
Q: What kind of license do you need to fly a pocket rocket?
A: Class 'C'
Q: Where does Mrs. Schultz live?
A: Germany
Q: Animotion 2 is:
A: Vaporware
Q: In China, this American cartoon character was renamed, there he was called:
A: Mickey Mao
Q: Psy-Crow was named after which Shiny employee?
A: Steve Crow
Q: Where is Jim originaly from?
A: Texas
Q: What is a Chip Butty?
A: A totally radical power-up
Q: Which character was not in the first EWJ gone?
A: Shemp
Q: Fore!
A: Nice shot!
Q: Would you like that on account or gift certificate?
A: on account of I'm cool
Q: What is 'the manta'?
A: A secret Jim move
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