Cheese Monkey
FAQ





Everyone knows that cheese monkeys are the funniest thing since chairs, and I thought that I might show all you people what I mean.

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you have skin like the kind that forms on nacho cheese in the microwave? Or would your cheese be self-contained?

By:Me

If you spontaneously became a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you be attracted to other cheese monkeys, or would you still be attracted to humans?

By: Mike Sicking

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would there be different kinds of cheese for different races of cheese monkeys? And would the brand of the cheese distinguish your social status?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese being kept in captivity, and they cross-bred you with as human, would the offspring go on to produce numerous episodes of Full House?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you turn all blue if you hadn't had a bath in a while?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese and you were starving so you took a bite of your tail then after you digested it then crapped it out, would it be re-eatable since your intestines are made out of cheese anyway?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you have special knives to spread human flesh onto crackers as a food to eat at parties?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would your cheese bruise easily? Would you have to wear special cheese monkey knee and elbow pads?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese and you cut yourself really bad, could you squirt some of that eazy cheeze stuff into the wound and be ok again?

By:Bob Kaestner

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you manufacture human flesh in a can and call Human Whiz?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, and you were a slutty monkey, would you be easy cheese?

By:Dan Mooney

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you have to bathe in a vat of milk daily to keep your cheesy skin from getting all crusty and hard?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, would you have organs like kidneys and a liver? And if so, would they be made of cheese also?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese,would you be an endangered species? Would people hunt cheese monkeys for their high grade of monkey cheese?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese and you put a match in front of your butt right before you let out a monstrous fart, would you have flaming monkey cheese flying out of your ass?

By:Me

If you were a monkey made entirely of cheese, and you were the president of a large chip company, would you put small chunks of cheese monkey guts in a bag and call 'em cheetos?

Controversial Topics for Further Analysis:

Cheese Monkeys: Really made entirely of cheese? What are organs of Cheese Monkeys Made of?

What kind of bodily fluids do Cheese Monkeys have?
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