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Tessa: "I just can't believe it!  Two hundred thousand dollars for a single sword!"  Duncan: "It's not just any sword."  Tessa: "I know, I know.  It's even older than you are."  Duncan: "Can I have the T-bird please?  And it's in perfect condition." 

Tessa:  "That makes two of you."  Duncan:  "Matsumuni was a genius.  This blade is five hundred layers of carbon steel.  It's a work of art."

Tessa:  "Personally, I prefer a Cezanne landscape.  But of course, you can't slice bread with a Cezanne landscape.  And then again, I suppose you won't be using that as a bread knife."
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