Beware, beware, you have now entered my SCARY page! (Well, you have entered what will soon become my scary page).
Tip of the day: Avoid this man!!
Because I'm not 100% evil, I will give you a couple of advices about how you can make it through the next 24 hours alive.
- Fog is always a bad sign. Never ever go out if it's foggy, and especially not if you are on a desolate place.
- If you hear a strange sound, don't walk; RUN!
- Don't ever trust anyone who seems to be the nicest person in the world. He/she will kill you. Team up with the baddy, and get rid of the good one.
- Stay away from people who have got either too much or too little hair. Why? Take just one look at The Mardi Gras bomber, Thomas Quick, Fred West, Varg Vikernes...Convinced??
- If a man you don't know offers you sweeties, fight the temptation to accept the offer.
- Avoid The Evil Eye!!
- If strange things starts to happen in your house/village, ie. .... murders, do you just sit around waiting for the murderer to find you? No, you escape to a safe place. Oh, and by the way, most people today have got a car, so don't literally run away, drive away.