*watches you enter his home* Don't you people ever knock? oh well, as long as you're here i might as well show you some of my friends adventures, his name is Captian Newbie, and he also has a friend who will be in most of the pictures. *gets the photo album* oh...heres a good one for you to see...

here he is in the depot,the poor guy doesnt have any equip, so he decides to ask for some. i guess he asked the wrong person...

here's Captian Newbies first visit to Elane....

well, he seems to have pissed her off.

this is a classic one...here is Captian Newbie making fun of someone who is stuck behind the east gate, no harm in it...right?

Wrong, here comes Peppi to make sure that no one makes fun of anyone else in Tibia...he's a pole smoker if you ask me. Takes a strong person to kill a newbie, eh?

oh look! its that Peppi guy again...boy, doesnt he have anything better to do?

guess not, how come he can ban people for fighting, but he can hit newbies with fireballs? kinda faggish to me

*shakes his head sadly* if only CIP could see this....