It was a cool crisp morning, the sky was clear, and the air was filled with calm. 1 Suddenly, the rural tranquility of bucolic Hickston was pierced by the shrill sound of a squealing pig. At least, it *sounded* like a pig... 3 Leornard and Bubba came out to see what the hell was going on and they saw some really flashy lights and looked up to see their prize pig Bessie hovering in yonder air. With a hot damn and a snort these two redneck brothers decided to go get ready for a r ampage because they's not no aliens out there that can still aman's pig. 4 But before they heded out, Leornard wanted that six pac Bubba had promised . So Leonard and Bubba gotta get back Bessie, their prize-winnin' pig who's been abducted by aliens in Redneck Rampage, a ruckus-raisin' riot of a first person 3D shooter set in the fictional town of Hickston, Arkansas.
Armed with up to nine impractical and occasionally illegal weapons ranging from a crowbar to an alien arm gun (to pull the trigger, yank on the tendon), blast your way with the boys through country bars and trailer parks. The aliens have been busy conducting experiments, cloning local folks like Hickston's resident drunkard, Billy Ray.
Now these ornery alien enemies lurk behind every outhouse and jukebox, scratching themselves and waitin' to whoop yer butt. If you thought navigating through a melted-down Los Angeles or sneaking around ogres' castles was tough, then just try your hand a-whompin' and a-stompin' the good ol' boys at Stanky's Bar & Grill. You'll find there's nothin' more terrifyin' than the deep chuckle of an inbred alien clone stalking you in the backwoods, with nobody to hear your teeth chattering but the fifty chickens milling around underfoot.
RedNeck Ramapge Rides Again!! Story!
