In the Starship, the mighty Starship, the Vulcan sleeps tonight
In the Starship, the mighty Starship, the Vulcan sleeps tonight
A weema warp, a weema warp
With his bahtleth, his deadly bahtleth, the Klingon fights tonight
With his bahtleth, his deadly bahtleth, the Klingon fights tonight
A weema warp, a weema warp
On the Captain, the hairless Captain, the com badge beeps tonight
On the Captain, the hairless Captain, the com badge beeps tonight
A weema warp, a weema warp
This song was written in the space of a half hour. Several people were sharing a hotel room at a Star Trek convention and someone said something that inspired me. The original is one of my wife's favorite kareoki songs, and she contributed some fixes to awkward lyrics.
She got some of the other women from our club together and performed this at the con. The host/eemcee even joined in!
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