The Dave Yadallee Strange Quotes File

The Dave Yadallee Strange Quotes File
                or
The Attack of the Killer Spelling Bees

Vol 1 Issue 1 September 1995

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On 8/21/95 in response to dgolding's...
>Poor Segonax has had his thread stolen....

Dave wrote this gibberish...
I taught ke was getting roasting over coals.
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On 8/21/95 in response to Jonathan Blum's.....
>And Mistress Shabang hasn't been in any closet for as long as I've
known
>her.  She even said as much a few flamewars back...

Dave wrote this gibberish...
I think you the bad humour here.
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On 8/21/95 in response to Siobahn Morgan's...
>The Weekly FAQ has an important item in it (
>And there is still time to get your entry into the "Define the Yads"
>contest (Update the Yaddy description.)

Dave wrote this gibberish...
I have something you are NOT going to like.
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On 8/21/95 in response to Siobahn Morgan's...
>Dave Yadallee - A poster from Alberta Canada,
>   a British national, with the following characteristics -
>   ultra conservative, poor spelling and grammar
>   skills, continues off-topic discussions beyond reasonable limits,
>   strongly opinionated about controversial topics (see previous
>   question), often criticized and flamed by other posters.  Keeps a
list
>   of fan clubs.
>

Dave wrote this inane line...
Tag note: Change this and immortality is yours
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On 8/25/95 in response to J. Scott Robinson....
: Grrrr.  I put a "distribution:na" in the original post.  Somebody's
leaking...
: (DaVeY, is this a piece of your brain?!?)

Dave wrote this gibberish...
Hey Robinson, care for a certain piece of the body?
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On 8/26/95 this Yadism was presented...
Is Doctor Who going to continously Doctor Who
or it is about to be Windows 95'ed by US Inc.?
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On 8/26/95 in response to Siobahn Morgan's...
>[clip][clip]
>See Yaddy, this is what is known as editing.  Try it some time.

Dave posted this gem...
Depends on the context, word twister.
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On 8/26/95 in response to Siobahn Morgan's...
>Dave Y. seems more like a cross between Tommy of Planet of Spiders
>and Meglos, the killer cactus.

Dave threatened...
Care to see a solar eclipse WITHOUT ocular protection?
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On 8/28/95 Dave posted these words of wonderment...
Okay Banger, try this: Let the Americans produce Doctor Who is as bad as
giving
up the patent of crumpets to McDonalds.
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On 8/28/95 in response to Siobahn Morgan's...
>I think we need some sort of script or shell to translate.....
>Not even the Time Lords gift of translation would help here.

Dave wrote this gibberish...
Shabang, we know you are NOT terrestrial and you can from beyond Alpha
Centauri.
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On 8/28/95 this Yadism appeared form nowhere...
Is netcom bloacking me, or is NetCruiser not all that it is cracked up
to be??
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On 8/30/95 in response to Colin R. Racey's...
: The UN troops in the Balkans are not the problem--the problem is the
ineffectual diplomacy of the
: European and NATO leaders.

Dave wrote this garbage...
You mates, takethis deabte elsewhere unless you want to implicate
Bambera.
OBWho of course.
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On 8/30/95 in response to Jonathan Blum's...
: Except that then they also carve up "The Five Doctors" and Season 22
into
: 25-minute chunks.  You just can't win, Dave...

Dave-math in Dave-speak returned...
Small wins are the sum of victories.
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On 9/2/95 in response to Brigitte Darcel's...
>Gee all this brain power from Dave and Segheil and
>the literary genius of Mrs Deel... ya gotta luv the net!

Dave raved...
Now you know why I am against Kill-Files:  If you 2 DON'T cease and
desiss (sp?) I may concern a harassment charge, and I am serious!
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On 9/3/95 in response to Jason A. Miller's...
>>Women complain about harassment.
>
>       That's cause they get harrassed.

Dave wrote this gibberish...
Every that or they attract unwanted attention.

and in response to Jason A. Miller's
>Two weeks into law school and I'm already filing claims against Yads.

Yads struck these words of twit...
So what is your aspiration?  Judge, Supreme Court or Presiduncy?
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