- - - - - - 11/13/00 03:57:43
My Email:- - - - -
Favorite province in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Umreca: LA
Comments:
im giving you 3 days to move every word about pakistani from your site or else ur site will no longer exist and you call this a site
this shit is total bull shit
3 days ull be hacked so bad u wont what happened to ur computer
- - - - - - 11/13/00 03:55:24
My Email:- - - - -
Favorite province in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Umreca: LA
Comments:
pakistani female - 11/11/00 23:14:50
My Email:paki_gal83@yahoo.com
Favorite city in Pakistan: karachi
Comments:
Dear Mr. Asshole,
I happened to be searching for a good joke website when I ran into yours. I was hoping to find something fun and interesting, thinking it was a desi site, but what I received was completely the opposite,and a waste of time... Just some punk ass writing
hit about women.
i really think u r an insecure bastard, u need
help, need to be around more women. It surely seems as though your ass was dumped by a pakistani girl and u haven't been able to get over it...poor you...haha
U seem to be proud of your self writing crap like that, perhaps because that's what u r.
YOU ARE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE PAKITANI GIRLS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN DICKHEADS LIKE YOU. ---------------GET A LIFE!!!------------------
PS. YOUR WEBPAGE REALLY SUCKS. NEVER SEEN A WORST
SITE. IN TERMS OF LAYOUT AND CREATIVITY TOO.
LEARN SOME MORE HTML.....
pakistani female - 11/11/00 23:14:25
My Email:paki_gal83
Favorite city in Pakistan: karachi
Comments:
Dear Mr. Asshole,
I happened to be searching for a good joke website when I ran into yours. I was hoping to find something fun and interesting, thinking it was a desi site, but what I received was completely the opposite,and a waste of time... Just some punk ass writing
hit about women.
i really think u r an insecure bastard, u need
help, need to be around more women. It surely seems as though your ass was dumped by a pakistani girl and u haven't been able to get over it...poor you...haha
U seem to be proud of your self writing crap like that, perhaps because that's what u r.
YOU ARE JUST ANGRY BECAUSE PAKITANI GIRLS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN DICKHEADS LIKE YOU. ---------------GET A LIFE!!!------------------
PS. YOUR WEBPAGE REALLY SUCKS. NEVER SEEN A WORST
SITE. IN TERMS OF LAYOUT AND CREATIVITY TOO.
LEARN SOME MORE HTML.....
someone who hates your guts - 11/11/00 23:02:25
My Email:u wish
Comments:
may be desis like u dress with skin tight jeans and your chest hairs sticking out of your unbuttoned shirt!!!
SHAWN - 10/30/00 01:29:22
My Email:shan2001@usa.net
Favorite province in Pakistan: nwfp
Favorite city in Pakistan: islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: houston
Comments:
hi you fucked up ass hole, you think you are a smart ass, well i thing because of your ugly mind, looks and a bad attitude which seems to have been negetivly charged. You have been dumped by paki girls many times.
I havent married a paki girl, but I have fucked whites, spanish, english, koren, and black teens and ladies. the difference between a paki girl and any other girl is that when you want a wife go for a paki girl and when you want a sex starved girl with a
xperienced ass hole which has been fucked up many times by many men or animals go for the rest.
your friend and spectator
the charged and ready to bust a ass
shawn
later
- 10/16/00 12:29:48
Comments:
DICK HEAD
punisher - 10/10/00 14:54:18
Favorite province in Pakistan: kashmir
Comments:
I don't know which paki girls you've been dealing with mate, the ones around are fit as fuck
jasmine - 09/20/00 20:49:59
Comments:
dis web page is a load of rubbish
kissmyass - 09/18/00 15:16:41
Favorite province in Pakistan: islamabad
Favorite city in Pakistan: islamabad
Comments:
who the hell do you think you are may be you mother and sister look like the pakistani women you joked about but let me tell you something mister pakistani women are the most beautiful women in the world today and don't you forget it the men are the ugly,
no brained fools i been to pakistan alot of times you have no idea what you are talking about mister get a life sure you and your family are butt ugly but no any pakistani i know
huma - 09/14/00 22:27:47
My Email:chand_uk@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: chattt
Favorite city in Pakistan: karachi
Comments:
BIG PUNEER - 08/20/00 02:20:01
My Email:bigpuneer@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: none i've never been there, i'm INDIAN
Favorite city in Pakistan: DESI 4 LIFE
Favorite city in Umreca: I"M IN CANADA< EH!!
Comments:
wha wha wha! nice jokes.
Harry Barry - 08/17/00 14:44:30
My Email:pakisrule@pudd.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: fgrf
Favorite city in Pakistan: gbfbfdw
Favorite city in Umreca: gbfedbv
Comments:
This site is crap and your jokes r crap u rasict knob!!!!
Allah hu akbar--FEAR ALLAH
ajaz(london) - 07/27/00 20:21:03
My Email:ajazsharif
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: none
Comments:
its a funny page, luv the paki girl jokes (hehehehehe).i am surprised people take offence so easily chill out and enjoy life people.Anyway most paki girls do have facial hair problems!
DjAce - 07/25/00 22:48:34
My Email:djaceuk@yahoo.co.uk
Favorite province in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: ny
Comments:
i like this page
and i would like to resive more jokes like these on my email add
thats all
and chillout
dude - 07/24/00 03:24:19
My Email:dude@dude.com
Comments:
your site suck's dick that is all i have ti say
Hase - 07/24/00 03:11:33
My Email:playballking@hotmail.com
Comments:
Hey man people said some bad word's about you and you people they don't mean any thing don't get get all serious about them. Keep up the good work.
SoNiA - 07/21/00 15:29:19
My Email:desishit@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: ewww
Favorite city in Pakistan: o hell nooo
Favorite city in Umreca: wtf?
Comments:
those jokes are hilarious! ne1 who got offended by those, are gay, cuz they're def tru, but i just wish u included "desi" instead of paki girlz, cuz i felt left out, ahhahahahahhaha
kashif - 07/07/00 08:18:48
My Email:kashifsh786@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: none
Comments:
i love those peoples who love sexy girls
i wnat some sexy girls please contact me
kaloo - 07/02/00 18:13:42
My Email:ohbaby@urpussy.net
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: San Diego
Comments:
You're imbecilic. You're ugly. You're insecure. Try to use some brains for something good. And those jokes are pretty funny... for a lame mother fucker like yourself.
Rehan W. - 05/19/00 14:56:44
My Email:rehanmac@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: H-town
Comments:
ALL YOU PAKISTANI GIRLS MUST REALIZE THAT SHAVING
YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS A GOOD THING. I DONT CARE IF
U R HADIQA OR KRISNA KAPUR! SECONDLY, THIS PAGE
IS FUNNY, AND IF U THINK IT IS OFFENSIVE, YOU ARE
TOO ARROGANT AND FU@#ED UP TO LIVE. PEOPLE ARE
GOING TO MAKE FUN OF YOU THROUGHOUT UR LIFE
ANYWAY, SO JUST DEAL WITH IT YOU COCKY PAKISTANI
PIECES OF SH%#. HASSAN, IM WITH YOU MAN, DONT LET
THESE MOSTLY-UGLY HAIRY ASS PAKI GIRLS TRY TO TELL
U WHATS UP! ONE LAST THING, I HAVE GOT TO BE THE
FINEST LOOKING DESI ON THE PLANET...THAT WASNT TOO
ARROGANT WAS IT? LOL J/K, HASSAN YOU ARE THE
FINEST LOOKING DESI ON THE PLANET!!! C-U TONITE
BA
gandhi ki chut - 04/19/00 05:31:23
My Email:gandoo@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Kashmir
Favorite city in Pakistan: sirinager
Favorite city in Umreca: ur ass
Comments:
Man u Indians are only good under the covers of the computer, come out and we will show u, what your mom never showed u. By the way Kicked your southIndian, vege eating, cheap ass in Sharjah-again.
Natasha - 03/29/00 22:50:57
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Comments:
I'm a Pakistani girl and all I have to say is that you must havc no life. The crap on your website was offensive and it wasn't even funny. Any loser who likes this website is just like you... a pig without any taste. I can understand why you can't get a g
rl. If you weren't so repulsive maybe one might actually come near you and you wouldn't be such a reject. I've met some great Indian guys, but I've got to say that Pakistani men rule and they at least know how to respect a beautiful woman. I wouldn't be w
sting my time writing this crap if I didn't feel sorry for you. You should go out there and try to get to know a Pakistani woman before you go around bashing their reputation. If you knew any better you'd learn from those really sweet guys out there who k
ow how to treat women. Good Luck!
- 03/29/00 22:39:04
Comments:
I like Pakis
busher
- 03/27/00 21:31:23
Comments:
You stupid bitch, who the hell do you think you are. You're probably the ugliest piece of shit in the world and have too much time on your hands. Your fat-assed mom is probably the subject of all your lame jokes. I married the most beautiful Pakistani wom
n in the world. She has won modelling awards that beat all those brain-dead indian and white sluts. One more thing, if you're so bold then why don't you put your full name and address on the web-page. Maybe I'm asking too much, you're such a loser that I
et you can't even spell your own name. I'd like to see what kind of a dog you marry.
HASSAN (WEBMASTER) - 03/23/00 20:50:24
My Email:cocobel123@hotmail.com
Comments:
ONCE AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO APPOLOGISE TO THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE OFFENDED BY MY JOKES..I WILL POST MY PICTURE AND ADDRESS SO YOU CAN ALL COME AND FUCK ME UP THE ASS, I'M SUCH A SAD INDIAN BARSTARD, I THINK ALL INDIANS SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO INDIA FROM ENGLA
D AND THEN LET PAKISTAN NUKE US SAD MOTHER FUCKERS OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH, SORRY ALL U PAKISTANI PUNANI BUT I'M GAY!
ifucked - 03/23/00 20:27:08
My Email:ifucked@yourmum.com
Comments:
you are sad mother fucker and your jokes stink!
JATT - 03/13/00 04:13:21
Favorite city in Pakistan: KRACHI
Favorite city in Umreca: NEW YORK
Comments:
THIS IS PREETY FUNNY BUDDY!
Zarrin (again) - 03/06/00 20:42:12
Comments:
By the way, that stupid message that keeps popin up every time I click anywhere on your page is DAMN annoying!
Zarrin - 03/06/00 20:39:42
My Email:zmn@ufl.edu
Favorite province in Pakistan: uhhh....will get back to you
Favorite city in Pakistan: only been to karachi...and that sure isn't it.
Favorite city in Umreca: San Fran
Comments:
This is the most pointless page I have ever seen. I think most of those jokes relate to your mom, not the desi girls of today.
- 03/06/00 02:35:41
Comments:
what's u gonna do with the name - 02/29/00 07:18:35
My Email:heaven@can't find.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: never been there, how can I tell
Favorite city in Pakistan: Where do Wasim Akram's live, he is a cool cricket player
Favorite city in Umreca: what the hell is Umreca
Comments:
not bad, u should go for stand up. by the way, why picking on paki girl only, do I smell bad blood? anyway buddy, keep up the good job
TJKOOL - 02/21/00 09:45:07
My Email:IMTHEBOMBABY@HOTMAIL.COM
Favorite city in Pakistan: ISLAMABAD
Favorite city in Umreca: SACRAMENTO
Comments:
VSIST MY WEBSITE
WWW.DJMALANG.8M.COM
trendy - 02/18/00 17:00:52
My Email:logs22@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: sindh
Favorite city in Pakistan: karachi
Favorite city in Umreca: nyc
Comments:
nigga youz supposed to represent paki girls n' u sittin here tryna drone. fuckin why dont u stick in desi or indian instead of paki. fuckin dork. half those jokes r so fuckin gay and make no fuckin sense. ignorant f00l
Desigal924 - 02/18/00 16:39:57
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi and Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: NYC, but I live in VA
Comments:
Hey,this page is funny. However I'm a paki girl, and you should write "desi girl" instead of saying only paki girl in your jokes. Some people find it offensive to insult only paki girls. And another thing is that you should post some jokes about desi gu
s, because the good ones are really really really hard to find!
Desigal924 - 02/18/00 16:39:17
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi and Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: NYC, but I live in VA
Comments:
Hey,this page is funny. However I'm a paki girl, and you should write "desi girl" instead of saying only paki girl in your jokes. Some people find it offensive to insult only paki girls. And another thing is that you should post some jokes about desi gu
s, because the good ones are really really really hard to find!
Kutta Dalla Harami - 02/18/00 16:28:01
My Email:KDH@asdfasd.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Your Ass
Favorite city in Pakistan: Your Buttcrack
Favorite city in Umreca: Your Rectum
Comments:
You are a fucking bastard. If you were not a guy
with your skin tight jeans and your chest hairs sticking out of your unbuttoned shirt, you should at least know how to fucking spell. If you ever change your mind and want to meet me, come over!
after all Im only a buttscatch away! You Son of a Bitch~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mr. Khan to u nigga! - 02/16/00 19:08:01
My Email:ruff_riderz@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: only been to 1
Favorite city in Pakistan: K-ToWn
Favorite city in Umreca: Tha WinDy CiTy
Comments:
godddd dayummm! the freakin jokez had me rollin' on the floor! but check this tho...i dont get why are you writin' "paki" girl...why not just go with "desi." Cuz in all reality our paki gurlz are some of the foinesttt girlz...well the onez that are not
fat n hairy...but compared to indo gurlz...paki girlz own the game...no dizoubt. Plus, people, stop hatin on this page...obviously you liked it thats why you read all of it...stopp trippin'! Pe@ce... Much luv to the ladiez out there
Raafeh Waseem - 01/22/00 05:01:01
My Email:RWaseem1@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab ofcourse
Favorite city in Pakistan: I like Baluchistan (spelling?)
Favorite city in Umreca: Baltimore ofcourse
Comments:
Well, i decided finally to write in your guestbook. Keep up the good work hassan, if desi girls are bothering you, I will help you take them on. Everybody should lighten up a little and laugh! To all my fans, thanks for the support and keep it real...l
ve to my peeps, raafeh.
miza - 01/19/00 12:53:48
My Email:miza19@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: dunno!
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: NEwyork
Comments:
Hey yaar, take it easy!!!!!!!!!!1 any one would think u hated paki girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look agar hum desi aurton pur itna rishwaas otar gaya hai to why dont u try to get to know some!! after all is it not the inner person that counts who gives a shit w
at u lok like outside. Also wa cant all be thick if am doin law and my mates doin. medecine!!!!!!!!!!! tell me what u reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy thinkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May god save u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUNAID - 01/09/00 23:34:54
My Email:JUNAID@UR,MUM.COM
Favorite province in Pakistan: PUNJAB
Favorite city in Pakistan: JEHLUM
Favorite city in Umreca: DEATH TO AMERICA & HASSAN
Comments:
MOTHER FUCKER, SON OF A BITCH, I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY AND ONE THING ONLY, TELL UR, MUM TO RETURN MY UNDIES!
Maqsood - 12/30/99 16:16:36
My Email:Patel
Favorite province in Pakistan: Patan
Favorite city in Pakistan: Balochistan
Favorite city in Umreca: Chicago
Comments:
Hi, my name is Maqsood and I saw your page, and my wife and I think it is very funny? How old are you exactly? Also, she showed her friends and everytime we come in there seems to be a message to a Raafeh Waseem? I really am interested to know who this
is.
Rabiya - 12/28/99 23:12:24
My Email:Rabiya7@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: Hagerstown baby!!!
Comments:
Hey Hassan, when u gonna learn....what went wrong...haha:), j/p! As a desi girl, i don't find ur page offensive at all cuz I know that these "jokes" are not true. You loser people who find these offensive...get a life, learn to laugh a little!
someone - 12/25/99 19:48:49
Comments:
You have the lamest juokes possible
Dont waste your time
Mahreen - 12/13/99 23:10:11
My Email:Mahreen123@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: Chicago
Comments:
This page is ridiculous!!!! It is not even funny:( Before disgracing anyone just remember who your mothers and sisters are. I hope you end up with an american girl who makes your life HELL and i mean that.
Mahreen - 12/13/99 23:09:45
My Email:Mahreen123@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: Chicago
Comments:
This page is ridiculous!!!! It is not even funny:( Before disgracing anyone just remember who you mothers and sisters are. I hope you end up with an american girl who makes your life HELL and i mean that.
kp - 12/09/99 23:53:49
My Email:kpbhatti@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Comments:
nice
omer - 11/26/99 10:44:13
My Email:cateyeze@yahoo.com
Comments:
The Game - 11/23/99 21:03:42
My Email:what the fuck has it got 2 do with u @home
Favorite province in Pakistan: none they all stink
Favorite city in Pakistan: the one with all the dead pakis
Favorite city in Umreca: as above
Comments:
Pakis all smell the best thing that could happen is for all of them to fuck off back to paki land from england and then for some huge nuclear bomb to hit the daft smelly bastards and then they would all die, and then the smell would go and the o-zone laye
would heel up and the world would be a far better place...
Shabbir Ahmad - 11/17/99 14:28:16
My Email:aibarki@paknet4.ptc.pk
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: I do not like Umreca
Comments:
I , first time visited your site. It is good.
Wish you good luck
Ria - 11/16/99 23:11:24
My Email:Ria_khan@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: jehlam
Comments:
u checky sodd i have talken all the pakistani girl jokes very offensive i want a very strongly writtin appology
write back soon
sabber iqbal - 11/13/99 14:48:04
My Email:sabber50@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: rawalpindi
Favorite city in Umreca: chicago
Comments:
Thera Payhoo - 11/11/99 03:55:21
My Email:Yourdad@mama.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Umreca: None
Comments:
You call this a fuck'in page. It's a Page for gandoo's like yourself
Y2H - 11/11/99 02:19:54
My Email:i dont wanna tell yet
Favorite province in Pakistan: not telling
Favorite city in Pakistan: not telling
Favorite city in Umreca: wherever hassan is
Comments:
I AM A HASSAHOLIC, THE HASSLENIUM IS APPROACHING US, HASSAN FARIDI RULLLLLZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!! I will be back...
Gulo Rani - 11/08/99 14:00:11
My Email:naz_08@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: NWFP
Favorite city in Pakistan: Peshawar
Favorite city in Umreca: Silver Spring, MD
Comments:
Your page is so stupid, you obviously have too much time on your hands.......:)
Sas - 11/05/99 07:36:54
My Email:sas@vminds.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Karachi
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi
Favorite city in Umreca: Palo Alto
Comments:
wow, a lot of people said alot of bad things...
I thouhgt it was pretty funny though, but GOD, Pakistani Girls Are HOT.
Haji - 09/30/99 20:43:31
My Email:Haji88@aol.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Mamokanjen
Favorite city in Umreca: Hagers town
Comments:
Hey! your jokes are pretty funny. Keep adding more jokes. I heard about your site through my sources. This is the first time I visited your site. I wonder what your parents think about this site. Have your parnets even looked at it yet. It's funny t
at I happen to know Your parents personally. I even know you. Lets see if you can guess who I am.
Hint: I have been to your house.
HASSAN(MAKER OF THIS PAGE) - 09/18/99 17:37:04
My Email:cocobe123@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: im not pakistani
Favorite city in Pakistan: im nottt pakistani
Favorite city in Umreca: im american born spoiled pig (ABSP)
Comments:
HAY PPL,HOW IS EVERYONE DOING???UMMMM I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT I HAVE SAID ABOUT PAKISTANI PPL....TRUST ME PPL IM A BROKE ASS SCRUB...I HAVE BEEN REJECTED BY PAKISTANI GALS ALL MY LIFE...CAUSE I LOOK LIKE A PIG...OH YEA I DONT LOOK LIKE A PIG BU
I AM A PIG!!!PPL IF YA GUYZ CAN DO ME A BIGGG FAVOUR PLZZZ DO IT AND FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MEEE UPPPP MY ASS!! BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME...ILL BE MORE THEN THANKFULL TO YA GUYZ!!!!!!! IM A GAY LORD.........IM AN INDIAN I FUCK MY MUM KALI MATA!!!!!!!!!THAT HANUMAA
MONKEY IS MY FATHER........ A SCRUB!!!!!!WELL IM NOT SURE IF HE IS THE ONLY FATHER I HAVE???U GUYZ GO ASK MY MUM...SHE PROBABLY FORGOT WHO'S MY FATHER.
tairi maa kutai jinai ai page banaya - 09/18/99 17:26:22
My Email:fuck_me_son@mother.fucker
Favorite province in Pakistan: all,pakistan
Favorite city in Pakistan: all ,love pakistan
Favorite city in Umreca: NY
Comments:
hay jamadaar di aulaaad,puter fuck me son ,im ur mama,i regret why i gave u birth putre...ohhh baby fuck me harder son!!!! tujhai tairai baaap ki kasam hassan(the page maker)!!!fuck me sonnnnnnnnnnnnn!!! ohh baby i love uuuuuu!!! u know ur dad waz a pig..
oops im not even sure did the pig fuck me or the dog????well u look like a dog so i think dof fucked me...u know putre im a slut!!!and ur not pakistani putre that waz a indian dog sonn....fuck me harder!!!
punjabi from nyc - 09/15/99 15:30:12
My Email:ryder106@hotmail.com
Favorite city in Umreca: new york city
Comments:
haha...oh man...this is a cool site.I loved it! For the people who don't like it and find it offensive means that ya can't take a damn joke.!I think this a funny site.well buh bye !!!!!
Soni - 09/13/99 00:26:20
My Email:soni@14august.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Comments:
Hey I think you are the most stupid person in the world? Who thought of pakistani girls in that way. Whatever you think about pakistani girls is not gonna effect anybody 'cause you are just an egghead.
be Happy with who you are 'cause I am.
Soni - 09/13/99 00:25:41
My Email:soni@14august.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: all
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Comments:
Hey I think you are the most stupid person in the world? Who thought of pakistani girls in that way. Whatever you think about pakistani girls is not gonna effect anybody 'cause you are just an egghead.
be Happy with who you are 'cause I am.
r u stupid - 09/13/99 00:10:18
My Email:kwaqas@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: PUNJAB
Favorite city in Pakistan: ISLAMABAD
Favorite city in Umreca: CA
Comments:
i didn't know people from pakistan r that stupid and they will betray there country u should go jump in the toilet
and these fucking jokes are stupid and i know that if the jokes r that stupid the writer is gonna be worse so why don't u say something nice about pakistai girls cause i know that u can't find one
and one more thing r u
I think you are the one who is stupid and if u want to get a life u should erase the jokes about paki girls and appologize to them
r u stupid - 09/13/99 00:09:41
My Email:kwaqas@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: PUNJAB
Favorite city in Pakistan: ISLAMABAD
Favorite city in Umreca: CA
Comments:
i didn't know people from pakistan r that stupid and they will betray there country u should go jump in the toilet
and these fucking jokes are stupid and i know that if the jokes r that stupid the writer is gonna be worse so why don't u say something nice about pakistai girls cause i know that u can't find one
and one more thing r u
I think you are the one who is stupid and if u want to get a life u should erase the jokes about paki girls and appologize to them
desi girl - 09/11/99 22:31:55
My Email:Sniaz@earthlink.net
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lialpoor (get it) !!
Favorite city in Umreca: woodland (hahahaha)
Comments:
Here is what I think about your page:
good job hassan, your page is soooooooo good (yeah right). Where did you get those stupid jokes, they are not even jokes. You need to work a lot on your page. Make sure you don't answer me back, cause I don't want to hear from you.
Say hi to your family.
Don't write me back :-)
sarah - 09/10/99 20:19:23
Favorite province in Pakistan: none
Favorite city in Pakistan: none
Favorite city in Umreca: none
Comments:
thats mean ... i hope u r not pakistani...
Indian Killer - 09/09/99 11:30:03
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: It's all a pile of shit
Comments:
God man ur a complete arse, I think you must of been chewing on your dad's spunk when you wrote this crap. I advise that you stop fucking your mum and get this shit off the net.
Bholi - 09/06/99 15:49:33
Comments:
Man ur home page sux!!!!!!
fuck off asshole,u bipoler bitch
mother fucker..go worship ur doll and stop writing shiit about paki gals ..we are beautiful and we rulezz
u bastered stop writing shiit about us ..and all gals arent ugly like yr mama u mother ass fucker!!!!enough 4 2day ..more cureses later suckerrrrrr
Teri Moot(fuck u) - 09/06/99 14:39:44
My Email:Fubu_4u@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Apna Punjaab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Sialkot
Favorite city in Umreca: Ny
Comments:
U mother fucker... asshole..
Baigairat,u freak.....why u blaming everything on paki gals,its about ur mum i think!!well im sure!!
i know 40 pigs fucked ur mum up and dats how u were born,piece of shit!! u go dip shit...eat shit...blood cloth...kunt.......loooooooooooooook...someone popped a snapple u got ur dads dick in ur adams apple
FUCK U
FUCK u - 09/06/99 14:19:20
Comments:
u ass hole,idiot,m-fucker,freakin gay lord,piece of shit,gutter bitch,ur home page and jokes suxxxxxxxx just like u suck ur own cock!!!!!
freak..........may GOD punish u
Brad - 09/06/99 08:02:57
My Email:jerekhan@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: don't know
Favorite city in Pakistan: don't know
Favorite city in Umreca: -----------------
Comments:
i don't think your site is offensive at all, however, it is not funny either, and that means to no one, i just read this whole thing with an American, an Indonesian, and an indian; and no one really laughed if you know what i mean.
moreover, i don't know why you have censured the "indian" word out of your site.
and by the way you just came up with the dumbest questions up there on this page.
you gotta try to be more funny you know..........
Nadeem - 08/25/99 11:13:42
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: all
Comments:
U really are an asshole....
tajmir_Khan - 08/24/99 05:18:19
My Email:tajmir_Khan@hotmail com
Favorite province in Pakistan: islamabad
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: no
Comments:
I want sexs
inam - 08/23/99 20:49:58
My Email:inam@cubexs.net.pk
Favorite province in Pakistan: sind
Favorite city in Pakistan: karachi
Favorite city in Umreca: chicago
Comments:
i am inam azmi i am student in university of amjadia
pakistani girl lover - 08/21/99 21:39:19
My Email:ninja194@hotmail.com
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi 4 lyfe
Comments:
this page suxs u should learn to respect the foine girls of pakistan bich
Jugga the Hutt - 08/21/99 14:23:57
My Email:We don't use email in space
Favorite province in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Umreca: The Death Star
Comments:
you stupid thick bastards, the best asian girls are in London and Leicester, United Kingdom, try them out hurry for a curry!!
Jugga the Hutt - 08/21/99 14:18:34
My Email:We don't use email in space
Favorite province in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Pakistan: None
Favorite city in Umreca: The Death Star
Comments:
you stupid thick bastards, the best asian girls are in London and Leicester, United Kingdom, try them out hurry for a curry!!
Mr. Hass - 08/20/99 14:13:53
My Email:ask mr hass
Favorite province in Pakistan: whats a province?
Favorite city in Pakistan: i like em all
Favorite city in Umreca: what would he say..hmm..Bmore
Comments:
Well, I dont wanna reveal myself, so I will call myself one of your friends. I just wanna say that paki women rule, and so do paki men. When Mr. Hass gets a little older, I think he might change, he just likes to piss people off, and I must say is doing
a good job of it. HASS 4 LIFE! I will be back...?
Mudassir Ahmed - 08/16/99 16:01:49
My Email:mohsin2@inet.com.pk
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi
Comments:
I want to each and every tthing in favour of our country in any how.
Paki Basher - 08/13/99 00:53:33
My Email:fuck.u@bollocks.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Any one as long as you're not in it
Favorite city in Pakistan: Any one as long as you're in it
Favorite city in Umreca: Any one as long as you're not in it
Comments:
Still here ? I thought I told you to FUCK OFF !!!
I had a chat with a Doctor friend of mine, He needs to speak to you because you are suffering from a deep sense of emotional, physical, phsycological, physiological insecurity.
The only cure is to a major operation that will turn you into a real man.
Kind Regards,
PB
Paki Basher - 08/13/99 00:35:15
My Email:fuck.u@bollocks.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Pindi
Favorite city in Pakistan: All of them
Favorite city in Umreca: Any one as long as you're not in it
Comments:
Most Paki girls are absolutely gorgeous. You must have got a knock back from one big time bro !
That must explain your comments / joke on your crappy web page. Get a life and then a wife.
When you use the term "Paki" are you refering to pakistani girls or Asian girls in general ? Indian girls are also very beautiful. So much so that every male wants one. You must be one of the few guys that don't meet the required standard eh amigo !
My advice to you is to is print an apology to your mum and dad because their son turned out to be such a loser, tossa, wanker, shithead did I say loser ? Then get the "Tutti" out of your eyes. Try and stop wanking for a few minutes and go shopping with yo
r Mum down Green Street and have another look at some of our women folk. They are all beautiful, from HEAD to TOE. Now FUCK OFF !!!
marvi - 08/12/99 13:51:42
My Email:marvi4@excite.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: sindh
Favorite city in Pakistan: hyderabad
Favorite city in Umreca: california
Comments:
sheraz - 08/12/99 13:47:50
My Email:sheraz70@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: sindh
Favorite city in Pakistan: hyderabad
Favorite city in Umreca: newyork
Comments:
tera baap - 08/10/99 16:17:56
My Email:kalpesh_k@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: gg
Favorite city in Pakistan: ll
Favorite city in Umreca: kk
Comments:
u bitch asshole teri maa kaha par hai. kuthai.
MIAN HAIDER ALI - 08/10/99 03:45:42
My Email:almoazam@emirates.net.ae
Favorite province in Pakistan: PUNJAB
Favorite city in Pakistan: SIALKOT
Favorite city in Umreca: NO
Comments:
I LOVE AND LIKE YOURS SIDE .
AND I ENJOY THE DESI CLUB VERY MUCH.
WITH ALL MY LOVE
MIAN HAIDER ALI
Hadiqa - 08/05/99 19:14:31
Favorite province in Pakistan: PUNJAB AND SIND
Favorite city in Pakistan: KARACHI AND LAHORE
Favorite city in Umreca: DEARBORN,MI
Comments:
I TAKE OFFENCE TO THESE JOKES CUZ I AM GOOD LOOKING PAKI GIRL!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? GO TO PAKISTAN AND SEE ALL THE BEAUTI THERE. YOU WILL FORGET CINDI, JENNIFER, AND ALL THE GORIES!!!! YOU HAVEN'T MET ANY BODY GOOD LOOKING EH? BUT I HAVE TO ADMIT
THIS DID MAKE ME LAUGH.
Dr. Evil - 06/17/99 20:55:35
My Email:doctor@evil.minime
Favorite province in Pakistan: the evilest
Favorite city in Pakistan: the one full of evil
Favorite city in Umreca: they're all so evil, i cant decide
Comments:
i like your page, but it must be more E-vil. say that with me now, e-vil. throw me a fricken bone here, and make this page more e-vil. did i say, that i like E-vil things?
why is everyone else so damn cynical - 06/17/99 20:52:43
My Email:it really shouldnt matter
Favorite province in Pakistan: the big one
Favorite city in Pakistan: the large one
Favorite city in Umreca: the mini me
Comments:
why is everyone else so damn cynical? cant they shut the he** up and actually write a decent thing in here. I guess they are just fu**ing stupid, and that pisses me off. Oh yeah, good page.
Rehan - 06/03/99 Ilyas - 06/03/99 19:10:28
My Email:you know my e-mail
Favorite province in Pakistan: Iowa
Favorite city in Pakistan: Denver
Favorite city in Umreca: Multan
Comments:
Hassan, you suck big time. I should have spanked you when I was at your home. Your jokes are not jokes - they just suck. Man you are bad
yas - 05/07/99 09:38:22
My Email:tupaki@tupac.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: kashmir
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: new york
Comments:
pakistanis kick ass
Shumailla Zareen Moinuddin - 02/12/99 23:23:58
My Email:Shumailla@yahoo.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Sindh
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi
Favorite city in Umreca: ???
Comments:
Great website guys! Have to say, i enjoyed those desi jokes! especially the 'pakistani girl and the mirror'... typical of a lot of people i know!
Cooooool, carry on- you have all my 'dua's' my fellow desi's!!!
Rabiya - 01/31/99 21:42:19
My Email:Lil_gurlie@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: h-town
Comments:
Yo Hass! UR web page is way cool but I don't think U should dis gurl's like that. mmmmmk???
Jessee Ventura the body - 01/16/99 03:49:10
My Email:420@aol.com
Favorite city in Umreca: las vegas
Comments:
Here's true story of you life.
Once upon a time my mom fell in love with a donkey(in-fact donkey hated my mom), but he kept my mom for sex only. After 9-months of sex guess who was born, damn it, it was me. Everybody cried at my birth, including me myself. Anyhow, I grew up with a donk
y brain.
This true story, has a very happy ending, and that is: Girls will never marry me, because no body will ever marry the son of a donkey...to be continued.
iblease - 12/30/98 02:29:50
My Email:i4415@aol.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: heera mandi
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: NYC
Comments:
hey I got a joke for you , what do all pakistani mothers and fathers have in comman ?
Answer : they like to spread there legs for big paki dick !
Boy if i had you in front of me now i would beat your ass gandoo ja bhan chudth lana lun pudthy tha !
NAZIA HASAN - 12/06/98 20:17:27
My Email:kha2092@aol.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Baluchistan
Favorite city in Pakistan: Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: GRAND RAPIDS
Comments:
you are the most stupid bum on the internet.A person who has no respect for women is a low life
bug. Go see the movie Bugs Life. You may find yourself starring in it.
dany - 11/17/98 04:21:53
My Email:danydude@hotmail.com
Comments:
Did any body ever tell u that u are an ass hole.
Drink pee of your cow mata, may be u will get some intelligence.
I must say u are a shit of gandhi and menses of Indragandhi.
Is this enough for u today.
Yasir Mirza - 11/12/98 05:26:42
My Email:ymirza@hotmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore, Islamabad
Favorite city in Umreca: St Louis, Chicago
Comments:
Hell of a good page with some good jokes, keep it up bro whoever you are ??? !!!
khan - 10/31/98 15:53:15
My Email:khanr@avonoldfarms.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Sind
Favorite city in Pakistan: Karachi
Favorite city in Umreca: NYC
Comments:
I like your jokes but some of them are really cheap. Your an insult to all the Pakistanis
But then you are really funny and all the stuff you say, you don't mean
Reply to me soon
10/14/98 18:17:04
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Comments:
Cool page Thanks for letting me sign your guestbook
- 10/08/98 01:23:59
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Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara
s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you! 
Ghulam Khan - 06/01/98 20:40:22
My Email:ghulam@erols.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: North West Frontier
Favorite city in Pakistan: Quetta
Favorite city in Umreca: Orlando
Comments:
Very bad...You are giving us desi's bad names. And by the way if we ever get into a fight with India we would be killed. India is just to strong for Pakistan and they are bigger. They are also much more modern.
Nabil "Desiboy" Shafi - 05/12/98 02:05:35
My Email:Not Available to Desi's
Favorite province in Pakistan: Sasketchuan
Favorite city in Pakistan: Carela
Favorite city in Umreca: SmithBurg-aka Desiville
Comments:
YOU HAVE BEEN TAUGHT BY THE BEST MY SON. HOWEVER, REMEMBER THAT I TAUGHT YOU THAT PAK GIRLS DO NOT HAVE BEARDS. NO HASSAN, YOU HAVE GONE WRONG ON THAT ONE. THEY ONLY HAVE MUCHAE. KEEP LEARNING MY SON!
Asad Chaudhry - 04/16/98 21:11:27
My Email:asadchaudhry@msn.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahor
Favorite city in Umreca: hagerstown
Comments:
Rehan Waheed - 04/14/98 12:38:41
My Email:U No It
Favorite province in Pakistan: Gujrat
Favorite city in Pakistan: Gujrat
Favorite city in Umreca: Gujrat
Comments:
Gujrat is Cool
- 02/08/98 13:21:46
Comments:
Khyldoon Bajwa - 02/03/98 00:47:32
My Email:khidy@rocketmail.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: Wahsing ton D,C.
Comments:
Pretty funny Hassan.
MSALI - 01/28/98 00:40:39
My Email:smoothcriminal1@juno.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Northwest Frontier
Favorite city in Pakistan: Quetta
Favorite city in Umreca: Valdosta
Comments:
Your web page really sucks. There are no good jokes, and with the hell is a desi. By the way you need to add some more pages into your website so that people won't be stuck on one stupid page the whole time. Visit http://geocities.datacellar.net/siliconvalley/la
es/3046 for some great idea's. And please take these idea's into consideration.
ali - 01/23/98 18:29:00
Comments:
your links to other sites doesn't work.
bye the way i waited 3o min on AOL but you didn't come
Sultan Chaudhry - 01/23/98 18:05:17
My Email:199087yt6565
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Rawalpindi
Favorite city in Umreca: Hajerstan
Comments:
No beer and no TV make desi go CRAGGY
Ali - 01/20/98 08:38:20
My Email:Raza
Favorite province in Pakistan: punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: lahore
Favorite city in Umreca: maryland
Comments:
this is really cool.
especially the Umreca thin
Nomon Ali - 01/18/98 16:03:02
My Email:smoothcriminal1@juno.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: NWFP
Favorite city in Pakistan: Quetta
Favorite city in Umreca: Chicago
Comments:
All the really cool desis live in Hajers- town
Hassan "The Desi - 01/16/98 14:35:53
My Email:faridi6@erols.com
Favorite province in Pakistan: Punjab
Favorite city in Pakistan: Rawalpindi
Favorite city in Umreca: Hajers-Town
Comments:
This is the best Desi web site!!!!!