May be too intense for some viewers. For recreational use only. Use only as directed. Do not bend, fold, spindle or mutilate. No user-serviceable parts inside. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to Perform. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.
Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Postage will be paid by addressee. List was current at time of printing. This is not an offer to sell securities.
Apply only to affected area. Do not stamp. Please allow 4-6 weeks for processing and delivery. Use other side for additional listings. List each check separately by bank number. Employees and their families are not eligible. Edited for television. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. One size fits all.
Many suit-cases look alike. Hard-hat required in this area. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. 20% gratuity added to groups of five or more. Colors may, in time, fade. Slippery when wet.
For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Do not disturb. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. Prerecorded for this time zone.
At participating locations only. You must be this tall to ride this ride.
Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. All models over 18 years of age. Please do not feed the animals. Warning: Falling rocks. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. We know where you live. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. The vig is 20%. Replace with same type. Not responsible for items left longer than 5 days. Approved for veterans. This product is not meant to be eaten. If eaten, induce vomiting, call a physician. Booths for two or more. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. Warning: sudden bursts of acceleration may occur. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down.
Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. UNIX is a registered trademark of AT&T. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary.
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