Welcome to "Eight-Fingers'" Knife and Gun Club
Home for those brave fighting men of a less "refined" nature.
This fine establishment is owned and maintained by
David "Eight-Fingers" Robertson
Here at "Eight-Fingers'" Knife and Gun Club we have evrything a self respecting vagabond is looking for. Wether you are just stopping by for a quick drink, looking for a round of "Cut Throught Dice", or maybe even a hand of "Lancer Poker" we have it all. Yes sir, you can enjoy all of these great entertianments and many more at this fine establishment, and the best part is there is not an officer in sight! Well there is "Eight Fingers", but he owns the place. Now remember not to tell you commanding officer, Provost Guard, or lady friends about us. (Okay, maybe the lady friends) If you do "The Boss" will get mighty angry, and when "Eight-Fingers" gets angry, well you remember Yorktown.
Now remember friends, we do have a few rules here at "Eight-Fingers" Knife and Gun Club.
1) Please keep all rifles, carbines, pistols, swords, sabers, bayonets, knifes, clubs, belt axes, hand gernades, remote detnation torpedoes, and tresel bombs close at hand 'cause you never know when you'll need 'em.
2) Remember to cheat is one thing, but to get cought is another!
3) No ladies or children under the age of 14 permited with out a firearm or edged weapon with a blade lentgh less than 6".
4) Do not feed the Lancers!
Now for the Games!
Five Card Draw (A House Favorite)
Poker not your game, or you just out of cash and bullets?
Then how about a give the old slot machine a chance.
Now the slot machine is rather expensive, and it can't fight back, so keep those pistols in their holsters!
We hope you enjoyed your stay here at "Eight-Fingers'" Knife and Gun Club. Please come back and visit us again sometime!