My Side Notes That I have on Star Wars

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In the original trilogy, the number of times someone says.....

"The Force":43
"I have a bad feeling about this": 5
"We're doomed":3
"destiny":9
Number of times C-3PO is interrupted: 20
Number of Jawas it takes to carry R2D2: 5
Number of Ewoks it takes to carry R2D2: 2
Number of times R2D2 gets fried: 4
Number of times C-3PO falls apart: 4
Number of times the Millennium Falcom jumps into lightspeed: 4
Number of times the Millenniun Falcom doesn't jump into lightspeed: 3

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!(...WELL, NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST NEW!!!!)
Reasons why Star Wars is better than Titanic

Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.

Yoda could use the FORCE to lift Titanic out of the water.

Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedimaterial, Rose is just marriage bait.

Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

Two words, John Williams.

There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "king of the world"?

If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the force to get the key.

"I'd rather his whore than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie".

Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

We knew the boat was going to sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?

Han Solo would've missed the darn iceberg.

Now let's talk about pants! It's amazing how one word change can do a lot!

From: A New Hope
Ben: I almost forgot, I have something for you. Your father's pants. He would have wanted you to have them when you were old enough but your uncle wouldn't allow it.

Greedo (subtitled): Going somewhere, Solo?
Han: Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his pants.
Greedo (subtitled): It's too late. You should have paid him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your pants so large that every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm just lucky I found you first.
Han: Yeah, but this time I got the pants.
Greedo (subtitled): If you give them to me, I might forget I found you.

Luke: But I was going to go into Tosche Station to pick up some pants.
Uncle Owen: You can waste time with your pants later.

Luke: Uncle Owen, this R2 unit has got bad pants!

C3PO: Praise the Maker. These pants are going to feel so good!

Vader: Your pants are weak, old man!

Leia: I only hope that when the pants are analyzed, a weakness can be found. It's not over yet!
Han: It is for me, sister! Look I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm not in it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the pants!
Leia: You needn't worry about your reward. If pants are all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.

Luke: I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home.

Ben: Remember... the pants will be with you. Always.

From: Empire Strikes Back
Opening Scroll: Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of pants lead by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord, Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote pants into the far reaches of space...

Han to Luke: How are you feeling, kid? You don't look so bad to me. In fact, you look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gunark

Leia: Don't do that. My pants are dirty.
Han: My pants are dirty too.

Rebel Officer to Han: Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker.

Han to Chewie: Save your strength. There'll be another time. The pants - you have to take care of them. You hear me?

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed them.
Vader: No. I am your pants.

From: Return of the Jedi
Luke: As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these pants.

Luke to Yoda: But I need your help. I've come back to complete my pants.
Yoda: No more pants do you require.

C3PO: But I do believe that they think I am some sort of pants.
Han: Well, why don't you use your divine pants and get us out of this?
C3PO: I beg your pardon, General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
Han: Proper?!?
C3PO: It's against my programming to impersonate pants.

Well, that's all for now!!!

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