HIGH PRESSURE TAFLAGANIDE DETONATION DEVICES
OFFICIAL DOCUMENTED REPORT
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Codename: The T-Bomb
Location of Test Site: Area 52
Date of Current Document: January 17, 1997
Number of Detonation Tests: 8
Test Dates: (Dates unavailable for first two test bombings)
January 14, 1997
January 15, 1997
January 17, 1997
January 22, 1997
January 30, 1997 (approximately, exact date unknown)
Brief Introduction:
Taflaganide detonation devices are based on the concept of pressure that accumulates to the critical point in which the device is unable to contain it. Strength of the device is measured by the length of time that the pressure has accumulated, based on the following scale:
Number=s used as example
56 spb--- 56 Seconds of Pressure Build-up
30 mpb--- 30 Minutes of Pressure Build-up
12 hpb--- 12 Hours of Pressure Build-up
10 ypb--- 10 Years of Pressure Build-up
Detonation Test #1
Date: Unknown
Pressure at Zero-Hour: 1-3 mpb
Codename: Geyser
Official Name: T-1.1
Source of Pressure: Alka Seltzer
Casualties: None
Report: The first of its kind, the T-1.1 gave off a spectacular display as it discharged an approximate 3-5 foot column of Taflaganide which led to the development of further Taflaganide Detonation Devices.
Detonation Test #2
Date: Unknown
Pressure at Zero-Hour: 1-3 mpb
Codename: Bomb
Official Name: T-1.2
Source of Pressure: Alka Seltzer
Casualties: None
Report: Considered one of the biggest disappointments of the Taflaganide Administration. Procedure of T-1.1 was administered but was unsuccessful at the recreation of AThe Column@.
Detonation Test #3
Date: January 14, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: 12 hpb
Codename: Bob
Official Name: T-2.1
Source of Pressure: decomposition of marshmallow fluff and an egg.
Casualties: One
Report: Defenitly one of the better detonations in which a semi-surprising explosion spread out in a blossom of discharged Taflaganide saturating the person who triggered the bomb, the only one who stayed at ground zero. In preparation of this anticipated detonation, a protective shield was set up to prevent stray fluid from hitting the trigger person, but proved ineffective after it was blown down absorbing only half of the blast.
Detonation Test #4
Date: January 15, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: 24 hpb
Codename: Brock
Official Name: T-2.2
Source of Pressure: decomposition of marshmallow fluff and an egg.
Casualties: None
Report: Same method as T-2.1 administered but due to the lack of fuel, the bomb fizzled into a brief hiss. Only reaction was the launch of an internal piece of broccoli.
Detonation Test #5
Date: January 17, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: approximately 57 hpb
Codename: Smokey
Official Name: T-2.3
Source of Pressure: decomposition of marshmallow fluff and an egg.
Casualties: None
Report: Once again same method as T-2.1 and T-2.2 applied and once again due to a lack of fuel, detonation was incomplete, however resulted in the smoking of the Taflaganide.
Detonation Test #6
Date: January 22, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: approx 103 hpb
Codename: Nuke-O
Official Name: T-2.4
Source of Pressure: Alka Seltzer
Casualties: One
Report: Beautiful detonation as a blossom of Taflaganide rose to approximatley 4-5ft and spread out more than 10 in radius. A thick layer of foam was discharged and coated everything, including the administrator who detonated it.
Detonation Test #7
Date: Approx January 30, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: approx 186 hpb
Codename: Jason=s Gate
Official name: T-2.5
Source of Pressure: Egg and Marshmellow fluff decomposition.
Casualties: None
Report: Very disappointing bomb attempt. After all precautions were made, a mere hiss was the highlight of this dud.
Detonation Test #8
Date: Mid to Late April, 1997
Pressure at Zero-Hour: Unknown but believed around 24 hpb.
Codename: Mother Fear
Official Name: T-3.1
Source of Pressure: regular breakdown of food.
Casualties: None
Report: The first unexpected blast was quite a sight. When first opened, it let out a hiss, then after a short delay, a column propelled out the top and erupted like a volcano. After the column, a stream of Taflaganide jetted out showering Area 52. An unexpected treat.