This is sooooo under construction!!!

A bit about me, eh? I love my computers, I am getting into web site design for fun and profit, I like big, tall men with - whoa! That's another web site! I was born in '73, have SLE with complications, and read too many technical manuals. Cars? I like Plymoth's Prowler, but drive a Dodge Spirit. I like Star Trek & gadgets and hope someday to rival the utility belt of Batman. Physical stuff? I am about 5'6" with brown hair, brown eyes, and skin. I have the appropriate compliment of appendages and parts with above-average size feet. I hate writing sentences that start with "I" because I feel like I'm talking about myself too much. So I'll talk about other stuff. Hmmm....

Ok, I like cartoons. Pinky & the Brain, South Park, Tiny Toons, Freakazoid, Space Ghost Coast to Coast - the whole shebang! Perhaps someday I'll tell you why in a very adult and cerebral manner.

Let's see, what else do I enjoy? Swords, knives, and crossbows. Yes, pretty shiny things that can kill and look great over an entertainment center. Never leave home without your bat'telh... And my crew would tell you stories of the "Interstate dance of the Dk'tagh," but I would cut out their tongues!

My nephew, who will remain nameless and photoless due to the possibility of weirdos finding him and making me use my weapons to retrieve him, is a big part of my life. He likes the Spice Girls, Elmo, Cartoon Network (gee, I wonder who he got that from?), music, pizza, and fine automobiles. He says I'm his "best friend ever." If you've ever had such a compliment from a six year old, then you, too, know bliss!

I have friends! As I get more URL's, I will add their homepages to my list of links. Until then, check out the members of the Ka'la and realize who I hang out with. Pity me, but do not send lunchmeat through the mail.