Yes. This is a place for all the various quotes, phrases and quirks I happen to pick up. There's a huge variety, and if I don't get the orignal person put down as the quotee, tough crackers. These are from my normal, scary and probably more boring than I make it out to be life. Cheers and enjoy.
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"If life gives me lemons, I make lemonade" --Hogan's Heros
"CONFLICTING PROTOCOLS!" --Steve
"It is consumption time. I must FEED!" --Eric at Lunch Time
"I wanna rule the world wearing edible underwear on my head!!" --Jean
"But I like the old Digi Destined dammit!" --Jean
"Fish sticks can kick your ass" --Liz, directed at me when having Fish Sticks for dinner.
"You know what the best thing about being a Tuba Player is? We understand why it's funny to punt a trumpet." --Liz
"I'm not going to feed you! I'm not going to feed you!" --Stephanie F
"I fell off the bed again." --Me
"I CAN DRIVE! I CAN DRIVE!" --Me (after my first driving lesson and every lesson after that)
"MEGHAN!"
"RACHEL!"
*run run jump!*
"OOF!"
--Rachel jumping on me
"If you don't like it...tough crackers." --Me
"Soy el hombre de lobo." --Steve
"Eres el hombre de arroz." --Me
"I call it Drat. Two parts Drain-o, one part rat. It goes down easy!" --Tarantulas from 'Mixed-up Space' written by Steve.
"Fish! Whale! Fale! EEL!" --Steve and I playing with Albert the fish pen.
"Boy emotions confuse me." --Me
"It's better putting depression on paper than letting it into your soul" --Me (about poetry)
"Ewwww...I shouldn't of eaten that chocolate because now my throat is all gunky." --Eric
"And what better way to say 'I Love You' than with the gift of a spatula." --Spatula City; UHF
"DON'T DRINK PINK SOBE!!!" --Jonathan
"The only way to keep a secret between three people is if two of them are dead" --Jonathan
"It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen." --Homer Simpson
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!" --Homer Simpson
"Save me Jebus! Save me!" --Home-boy
"Tastes like burning..." --Miyuki (orignally from Ralph Wiggam)
"I want to jump on him and lick him!" --Miyuki
"I've lived a thousand lifetimes to find a soul like yours. A soul so pure, a soul so brave. An angel that takes my breath away. I want to lie with you forever. My passion knows no bounds. I want to shield you from all evil, protect this love we've found. Love me with your spirit,promise we'll never part; We are not the same as others. We are forever lovers..." --Eric Draven (aka The Crow)
"There is no love anymore. There isn't. It's all fake, nobody listens. You try so hard to show one person that you love them, but they can't see it. They just see a plain girl. They can't see what you are, and how special you really are. You can cry enough tears to fill the sky, but it won't make them see. Don't live my Nightmare." --Me (as found on my ICQ)
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, then be a sweetie and wipe the seatie." --Something I found in the SQ Bathroom.
"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself s/he doesn't feel you've made a perminant job." --Laurence J. Peter
"We must believe that we are gifted for something, and that this thing, at whatever cost, must be attained." --Madame Curie
"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart don't know how to laugh either." --Golda Meir
"The fool thinks himself to be a wise man, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool." --William Shakespeare
"It is not a sin to attempt and fail. The only sin is not to make the attempt." --Suellen Fried
"Hide not your talents; they for Use were made. What's a sundial in the shade?" --Benjamin Franklin
"Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself! Face the truth." --Katherine Mansfield
"This shall be my parting word: Know what you want to do- then do it." --Ernestine Schumann-Heink
"Everything that is done in this world is done by hope." --Martin Luther
"The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else."
"When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."
"Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they are always there"
"What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?"
"Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end."
"Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints in your heart."
"Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted."
That's about all for now. If ya want to email me some of your fav quotes, from famous people or made by you, use this: v5version@hotmail.com and I'll put 'em up. Kudos!