This page is dedicated to enlightening people on the corrupt pratices of Al Gore.
***Every thing on this page IS enitrely factual! If any one tries to tell you other wise they are a damn liar!!! Not just any liar but a DAMN liar!***
Al Gore owns $500,000 of stock in an oil corperation that is tearing the rain forest down in order to drill for oil. However the native tribe says that the rain forest is their sacred land, and the will all kill them selves if the forest is cut down. Here is the testimony of their cheif:
"bubudjakl landnefhgk koprlinfds Al Gore jaml fopytl killghpeto mustgor kintol dietuple gorkin suplat!!!!!!!!!" Translation coming soon
Startling Facts
In 1984 the senate had a hearing on gun control, which involved many state governors, one of which was George W. Bush. At the hearing Al Gore got into a heated argument with George W. Bush, and then proceeded to attack Mr. Bush by punching him in the face. Al lost the pursuing fight.
Al Gore is the Hamburglar!!!!!!!!
When viewing the newly released video of Columbine school which was taken shortly after the shootings, Al Gore laughed hysterically!
What Celebrities Think
"He's no Bill Clinton."Bill Clinton
"Al Gore is a jackass!!!!!!!"Rush Limbaugh
"We like Al Gore."The Chinese Government
"Al Gore shot my cat."Natalie Portman
"Don't vote for Al Gore. If he wins that means we have to put up with four years of Tipper!"Jello Biafra
Presidential Goals
"The First thing that I'd do is to put a price on Jello Biafra's head! No one talks 'smack' about my wife and gets away with it."
"The second thing that I'd do is to negotiate a deal with Holland, to trade the state of Rhode Island for their city of Amsterdam."
Gore on Foreign Policy
"I'll do what ever China wants me to do. After all they did finance my campaign so that I could buy my into office."
"Other than that I plan to use cruise missles to slove all the world's problems."
Gore on Domestic Policy
"I'll give Allan Greenspan free reign on these issues, and I'll declare the stock exchange as my god."
