Ok, so here's what you do. If you want to download the sound, this is important, click on the image that is beside it. There are, or rather will be, some files that is me talking. Just to let you know, it is not my real voice, and they are for my comming fanfic. You CAN use any of the sounds, unless it said otherwise.

Zaphod Really knows how to deal with Arthur. So, if you're Arthur, you can expect to hear this if you say something that is completely right.

Poor Marvin, he is depressed. But he might like you more if you let him tell you how depressed he is instead of listening to me.

At least Marvin knows where he stands.

This is a weird song, but a good one if you are Marvin

Another song about Marvin, this ones a good one

OK, you really don't want Ford to tell you if you are going to die or now, when you are stuck in a Vogon air lock. It just goes to show what kind of sense of humor he has, ne?

Now I don't know about you, but if I had a computer like this the only thing I would feel I would need in an axe.

This is bad, I mean you do NOT want to listen to this one.

The theme for the radio version of the hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy

All the advise you need

Penguins do NOT hitch hike!

The BEST drink in existance...

The sirius cybernetics corperations company song

Is anybody's name important?

Arthur did something wrong