Magic: the Gathering

1. If Bo's brother takes off his clothes, does Bo see him strip? (Bosium Strip)Defiant
2. If you walk pass Ra's factory, did you miss Ra's factory? (Mishra's Factory)Zanatos
3. If a hedgehog exploses, does Sonic burst? (Sonic Burst)Anti-Gravity
4. If you go to church to see if your eating habits are gluttonous, would you ask am I in sin or ate? (Incinerate)Anti-Gravity
5. If you don't keep your artifacts tiddy, do you have a messy tome? (Emmessi Tome)Anti-Gravity
6. Is the world wide web for priest called a soul net? (Soul Net)Anti-Gravity
7. If you win a contest for kicking cats, do you win a cat ass trophy? (Catastrophe)Anti-Gravity
8. What's it called when a baby is delivered in the air? Planar Birth (Planar Birth)Defiant
9. If you mock strength, are you dissing power? (Disempower)ertai_the_wizard
10. If you insult the king of Macedonia, are dissin' the Great? (Disintergrate)Anti-Gravity
11. What happens when you don't win or lose? Errrr...tie? (Ertai)pikachu__420
12. How does someone get your attention? From a boom or rang (Boomerang)maraxus
13. What do you tell someone before you joust? Pass the lance (Pestilence)ertai_the_wizard
14. If a fly is caught in a web and has to pee, does it ask can i pee, spider? (Canopy Spider)ertai_the_wizard
15. If you are assigned to cover 007, are do you man a Bond? (Manabond)ertai_the_wizard
16. If you are mocking songs, are you dissing chants? (Disenchant)ertai_the_wizard
17. If Shin becomes a prisoner, is he convict Shin? (Conviction)ertai_the_wizard
18. If you put cows into a shack, do you shack cows? (Shackles)ertai_the_wizard
19. If no lunatics are allowed in the core, does the sign read "No mads in Core"?(Nomads en-Kor)ertai_the_wizard
20. If you are friends to a titan, do you greet him as Ol' Pal Titan? (Opal Titan)ertai_the_wizard
21. If a plant evolves, is it called the vine's transformation? (Divine Transformation)maraxus
22. What wall has a capital "N"? shift, n, wall (Shifting Wall)maraxus
23. If Chelios informs Brind'amour, does Chris tell Rod? (Crystal Rod)ertai_the_wizard
24. Who loves army ants? GI ant's fans (Giant Fan)maraxus
25. If you get drunk, is your mind stoned? (Mind Stone)ertai_the_wizard
26. If someone takes one of your belongings, will you be howling "MIINNNEEEE!!"? (Howling Mine)ertai_the_wizard
27. Is the power of the Fresh Prince called the force of Will? (Force of Will)ertai_the_wizard
28. Is everything at an auction for bids? (Forbid)maraxus
29. Are guerras in Iraq called kurd apes? (Kird Apes)Anti-Gravity
30. If a cemetary is full, are the graves packed? (Grave Pact)Zanatos
31. Is a hungry army called a globbing patrol? (Goblin Patrol)Anti-Gravity
32. If you are freeing farm animals, will you yell "'scape goat!"?(Scapegoat)Anti-Gravity
33. Is anorexic person called a globbing lackey? (Goblin Lackey)Defiant
34. If an eye is removed and put where there is no other eyes, is it a remote eye-land?(Remote Isle)Zanatos
35. Is an underground nudie bar a strip mine? (Strip Mine)Defiant
36. Is a ship made from the planet called an earth craft? (Earthcraft)Starr Kro
37. If you hit your foot in a graveyard, will you yell, "HECK A TOMB!"? (Hecatomb)Starr Kro
38. If you fear the Giant, do you dread Wight? (Dread Wight)Starr Kro
39. Is a dead eygptian peeing in a circle called a cycle peeing mummy? (Cyclopian Mummy)Starr Kro
40. If you are stupid, can you even spell book? (Spell Book)da Xfactor
41. Does heavy duty pipes make a power sink? (Powersink)da Xfactor
42. If Elizabeth has a cold, is she a coughing queen? (Coffin Queen)Anti-Gravity
43. If you hate a girl and have bad grammar, will you ban she? (Banshee)Starr Kro
44. If you have a broken watch, is you time warped? (Time Warp)da Xfactor
45. If you have two cats, do you have a pair of pet? (Parapet)Anti-Gravity
46. Is Daniel's holy brother a sacred Boon? (Sacred Boon)Starr Kro
47. If you ask someone did he kill a girl in English, do you ask, "Doth he slay her?" (Dauthi Slayer)Starr Kro
48. Is a town of people with cold buts called a city of brrrrr ass? (City of Brass)Starr Kro
49. If an elementary school has to cut out basic skills, do they ask count or spell? (Counterspell)Anti-Gravity
50. If you want Willy to kill a girl, will you say, "Kill her, whale"? and if so, will you then say,"Great Whale!"(Killer Whale and Great Whale)Defiant
51. If a donkey named Kari trips, will it be a fallen ass Kari? (Fallen Askari)Starr Kro
52. If you blow a bubble and it dances around, did the bubble make tricks? (Bubble Matrix)Zanatos
53. If your sister gives you a cat, did she even wrap her? (Shivan Raptor)Zanatos
54. If someone is measuring your head, do they take your cap size? (Capsize)Zanatos
55. If you don't want your sister to follow you, will you tell her, "Stay Sis"? (Stasis)Zanatos
56. If you have brain surgey and a part of your brain falls to the floor, is that a piece of mind? (Piece of Mind)Zanatos
57. If the Miami Heat are doing good, will the fans do a flame wave? (Flame Wave)Anti-Gravity
58. If the corporate champion does a baseball slide, would that be a Rock slide? (Rock Slide)ertai_the_wizard
59. If you kill two people, do you end a pair of lives? (Paralyze)ertai_the_wizard
60. If you are raising money for jeans, is it called a Levi-athon? (Leviathan)da Xfactor
61. If you kiss the McDonald's logo, is that an arch kiss? (Anarchist)ertai_the_wizard
62. If you burn a girl, did you torch her? (Torture)ertai_the_wizard
63. If Dilbert had a country, would you greet it by saying, "Hi 'Bert's nation"? (Hibernation)maraxus
64. If you decapitate Ric Flair, will he be a headless Horseman? (Headless Horseman)ertai_the_wizard
65. Is someone who searchs for detergent a Bounty hunter? (Bounty Hunter)maraxus
66. Is a mace a spike and ball? (Spike Cannibal)Anti-Gravity
67. Are two buried dies an undiscovered pair of dice? (Undiscovered Paradise)Anti-Gravity
68. If your sister bothers you, do you say, "Away, sis"? (Oasis)Anti-Gravity
69. Is a marijuana garden a tranquil grove? (Tranquil Grove)Anti-Gravity
70. If you want Tor to tell your friend something, would you say, "Tell him Tor"? (Telim Tor)Anti-Gravity
71. If your arm is weak is your limb dull? (Lim'dul)Anti-Gravity
72. If Han Solo's ship is in a docking bay, is it a bay Falcon? (Bay Falcon)Anti-Gravity
73. If Sue captured a knight, could you say that Sue caught a lancer? (Suq'Ata Lancer)Anti-Gravity
74. If you were a musician and you sent a demo-tape to a record company, would you be a band in hope? (Abandon Hope)Defiant
75. If you were a bull, would you hate red? (Hatred)Defiant
76. If your hands are stuck to your feet, did you glue-em? (Gloom)Defiant
77. If you had a gloomy personality, would you say, "Me grim"? (Megrim)Defiant
78. If you mess up a drawing, do you crumple up the paper and try to reanimate it? (Reanimate)Defiant
79. If your swiss cheese is laced with steroids, do you gain holey strength? (Holy Strength)Defiant
80. If a gymnast stumbles on their dismount, would they have a nonbasic land? (Non-basic Land)Defiant
81. If you fail a college prep course, would you go back to basics? (Back to Basics)Defiant
82. If your Drake's snack cakes are moldy, do you have a pair of green Drakes? (Peregrine Drake)Defiant
83. If your mail gets returned to you, do you re-send it? (Rescind)Defiant
84. If your brother dies and becomes a ghoul, do you have a sibling spirit? (Sibilant Spirit)Defiant
85. If you liked going to McDonalds or Burger King, would you do a bun dance? (Abundance)Defiant
86. If a restaurant charged you for the slightest bit of food, would you get a crumb bill? (Crumble)Defiant
87. What do you use to cook roadkill? A tar pan. (Tarpan)Defiant
88. If you shot out a lot of sperm, would it be in a stream of life? (Stream of Life)Defiant
89. What do you have after Henry VIII sends his wife to the guillotine? A sliver queen (Sliver Queen)Defiant
90. If you look in a toilet and a woman is there, did you shat her? (Shatter)Defiant
91. What do you have if you wet a bucket of sand? A pale of mud (Pallimud)Anti-Gravity
92. If a bachelor was in the closet, is he a hidden stag? (Hidden Stag)Starr Kro
93. If there was a show about an ancient cat and a hick, would it be Sabretooth with Vern? (Sabertooth Wyvern)Starr Kro
94. If Batman's sidekick broke down light into it's seperate colors, would he be a prismatic ward? (Prismatic Ward)Starr Kro
95. If you wanted to brake Donald's walking stick, would you fell Don's cane? (Feldon's Cane)Starr Kro
96. If you dirty-dance with a boulder, would you grind stone? (Grindstone)Starr Kro
97. If you found a vortex that took you to the top of a house filled with ears, would it be an ear attic portal? (Eratic Portal)Starr Kro
98. If Richard invented a knife that chemically burned, would it be the acid dick dagger? (Acidic Dagger)Starr Kro
99. If the Oakland football team made you lose money on a bet would you say, "Erg! Raiders!" (Erg Raiders)Starr Kro
100. If a snake was turned into a gangsta, would he be a cripped cobra? (Crypt Cobra)Starr Kro
101. If the dead move away, should they have their graves packed? (Grave Pact)Starr Kro
102. If the Grim Reaper were a transvestite, would he wear deathlace? (Deathlace)Starr Kro
103. Could a jinni trick you into wishing? (Intuition)Starr Kro
104. If you crossed the genes of Golberg and Glacier, would you get Iceberg? (Iceberg)Starr Kro
105. If a man was in charge of Oceanic announcements, would he be the sea's cryers? (Sea Scryer)Starr Kro
106. Would a male goose with good manners be a proper gander? (Propaganda)Starr Kro
107. If someone were a master of stealing answers, would he be a king cheater? (King Cheetah)Starr Kro
108. If you walked a backstreet in Egypt's capital, would you be on an alley from Cairo? (Ali from Cairo)Starr Kro
109. If the teacher gave Rocco an average grade, would she tell him "C, Rocco"? (Sirocco)Starr Kro
110. We all know condoms aren't square, so could you nickname one a circle of protection? (Circle of Protection)Starr Kro
111. If a woman was running scared, would she be on her guard? (Honor Guard)Starr Kro
112. If you made a breast catcher, would it be a booby trap? (Booby Trap)Starr Kro
113. If your liquor evaporates, is it vaporous gin? (Vaporous Djinn)Starr Kro
114. If you were playing poker and put two queens in a cyclic formation, would you shout "I have a circle of this pair"? (Circle of Despair)Starr Kro
115. If you and a friend sent an assassin with good skills in the bow and arrow, would you say "We sent our archer"? (Centaur Archer)Starr Kro
116. If you go to the bathroom while sleeping, is it a night soil? (Night Soil)Starr Kro
117. If flowers grew between your toes, would you have a fungal bloom? (Fungal Bloom)Starr Kro
118. If your bones were slowly crushed, would they be crackling? (Krakilin)Starr Kro
119. If you had a box of comics about the X-Men's hairy Canadian, would you have a Wolverine pack? (Wolverine Pack)Starr Kro
120. If you and Dex are part of a gang and you are talking about a new member, would you say, "Baron's cool, Dex"? (Baron's Codex)Zanatos
121. If you have giantitous and then was cured, do you feel your balls lightening? (Ball Lightning)Zanatos
122. Do you rent a hotel room for rest? (Forest)Zanatos
123. If there is a guy in the Airforce who is assigned to follow other planes and mimic their flights, can you say that he mocks jets? (Mox Jet)Defiant
124. If planes had hood ornaments, would they be called jet medallions? (Jet Medallion)Defiant
125. If you could hear candy, would it be a tune mint? (Attunement)Defiant
126. If you give your ex-girl a husband named Ian Walker, would the card read "for ex: Ian Walker"? (Phyrexian Walker)Anti-Gravity
127. If you are the commander of a group of an ants, do you say "Obey, ants!" (Abeyance)Anti-Gravity
128. If St. Peter ate at McDonald's, would he be an arch-angel? (Archangel)Anti-Gravity
129. If you need to know where a person got shot, do you ask his "arm or his liver" (Armor Sliver)Anti-Gravity
130. Is night of dawn an oxymoron? (knight of Dawn)Anti-Gravity
131. If you only want one thing and someone tries to offer you more, would you say no, "Just 'dis" ?(Justice)Anti-Gravity
132. If someone is doing the zoo inventory, would one of their entries be "seven of Lions"? (Savannah Lions)Anti-Gravity
133. If you look for a female, do you seek her (Seeker)?Anti-Gravity
134. If the Macho Man does a Tilt-a-whirl Backbreaker, is it a Savage Twister?Anti-Gravity
135. If Lo had knee surgey, would you say,"Lo bought a knee"? (Lobotomy)Zanatos
136. If Shaquil O'Neal was trialed for murder, would the procecutor say, "Shaq Kills!"? (Shackles)DefiantXOX

And i saved the best for last....
If you jump from a plane, would you land? (Land)Starr Kro

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