Gabby's Xena Rap



This is a little rap I wrote one day when I was bored. It's meant to be comedic. I hope you like it! Coming soon: Gabby's Callisto rap


Gabrielle: Well let me tell you 'bout Xena

She's a real mean chic

Xena: Get it on girl!

Gabrielle: I travel at her side with my

scrolls and my stick

Joxer: Go Gabby go!

Gabrielle: She's got tight brown leather

and deep black hair

If you make her mad

she'll get wicked with that stare

Xena: I'll get medieval on you punk!

Gabrielle:She used lead an army

and destroyed villages all the time

Joxer: Yes! Do it! Do it! Do it!

Gabrielle: Now she fights injustice

and cruelty and crime

Xena: Pump it up!

Gabrielle: She's gotta mighty killing disc

she calls it a chakram

If she sees evil warlords

she's gonna try and stop 'em

Joxer: Uh huh! Uh huh!

Gabrielle: Sometimes she kills big nasties

with her razor sharp sword

Xena: Slice 'em up!

Gabrielle: But she'll only use it

as a last resort

Joxer: That's right!

Gabrielle: Sometimes she goes psycho

and loses all control

Xena: You know it!

Gabrielle: I give her a speech and

she finds her way home

Joxer: Oh yeah baby!

Gabrielle: She gets down sometimes

from a whack sense of guilt

Then she remembers the evil empire

she'd have built

Xena: My evil side, ooooohhh!

Gabrielle: Everyday we wonder what

adventure will come next

Joxer: Don't forget about me!

Gabrielle: And the writers have us sunk

deep in subtext

Xena: Tell it like it is

Gabrielle: Now we bring our rap

to an overdue end

If you didn't get the message

there was none we were

trying to send

Xena: We out!

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