Gabrielle's Callisto Rap






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Sit right down and I'll tell you a story
That gets real mean and gets real gory


Once a long time ago
There was an evil Xena said "Cirra has to go!"


Poor little blondie was happy as can be
Then Xena and her army made her family history


Many years later what do we see
A psychotic blond comes into reality


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Xena tried to stop her and locked her up real tight
But she broke out and put up one nasty fight


Not long after her army was foiled
And her plan for revenge was seriously spoiled


Another repeat she got out again
And she killed my sweet Perdicas my lovin' man


I got a little crazy and tried to cut her down
But she tied me up real nice, made me look like a clown


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Xena let her die in big ole' quicksand
This to Xena was more than she could stand


Callisto got bored and made Xena feel guilty
Switched their bodies and went real sick and silly


Callisto feels guilt finally for the first time
And Xena gets her back in the Tartarus line


Herc makes a trip and along comes Callisto
Who becomes an immortal but is still a big sicko


Hercy traps her in a lovely little spot
She gets pissed off and has more nasty thoughts


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Seems now Xena needs the help of one blond chick
And Callisto gets out plays more fun tricks


She eats some ambrosia and becomes a psycho goddess
While Gabs is in real deep distress


Xena saves the day as she always doesV And Callisto takes a dive into some real hot stuff


Now some times just goes passing by
And Hope nasty girl frees Cally with her might


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Now course blonde babe still wants revenge
She gets Hope to kill the son of her not-so-friend


Once again Xena traps poor goddess girl
But she hasn't seen the last of this tipsy little pearl


Hope comes around a second time
She frees Callisto who simply asks "Why?"


Now Callisto does some things that aren't so nice
Kills a little godling tries to make Herc go bye bye


But once again she is thwarted by the side of good
Herc moves her into a new neighbor hood


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Out she comes a few months later
And Xena has trouble really, really hates her


Well Callisto is tricked by one named Hope
So she switches sides 'cause it's more than she can cope


Finally Xena sends her into darkness, what a sad, sad end




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