Hello, I'm Azathoth the blind idiot god who writhes and gibbers at the centre of all dark chaos. When I'm not writhing and gibbering I'm usually looking at Stan Greaves' Cavalcade of Eldritch Whimsy - it's a spiffing wheeze. Well, I've got to go back to being the howling insanity that permeates the darkest reaches of space and time now so fuck off.