Breath Mints & Cheap Perfume



Hello. Welcome to Breath Mints & Cheap Perfume. My name is Paul Addison. I built this site. It is mine. Mine, all mine. I enjoy writing here. Nobody reads it. I can say whatever I want. You're a shithead. See? Whatever I want. I don't really mean that. You probably are a shithead, but I don't know for sure. This is getting stale. Let's move on.

I'm a student at Pima Community College. I study music. Guitar is my instrument. I suck at it. I won't make the audition at the U of A. That's okay. I have other plans. Music is still important to me. I'm just not any good at it.

I'm a Christian. God is important to me. If you don't like that, kiss my ass. That's not very Christian of me. Is Christian supposed to be capitalized? I don't know. I don't think God cares about grammar.

I'm a martial artist. I practice Tae Kwon Do. I'm okay. I train under Master Kim. Every Tae Kwon Do teacher I've ever met is named Master Kim. He's a good teacher. He makes sure I practice hard. He makes sure I attend tournaments. I even got gold in poomse. I feel that Tae Kwon Do is too lethal. I intend to begin practicing Aikido. Aikido is not very lethal. However, it is effective. I can't afford lessons though. That sucks.


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