Norby's Martian Medley
The Norby Chronicles, Asimov

Heat a medium-sized pan-ful of water to the boiling point, you may add salt if you wish to accomplish this. Add pasta and cook until tender, then set aside and drain. Do not rinse!

Fill another pan/pot with water, cook tomatoes, potatoes, mixed vegetables and mystery meat together in this pan until the water is boiling, by now there should also be a broth.

Add the pasta into the medley, and add your own Preferred Spices, to season to taste. Yobo would love it!

This cookbook intends no harm to either the author or their creative works...it is simply meant as humour.