PLACES TO GO,
THINGS TO DO:
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I'm breaking through
I'm bending spoons
I'm keeping flowers in full bloom
I'm looking for answers from the great beyond
-R.E.M.
 Hi, I'm a dead guy and I've got something to say...
You see, shortly after I passed away back in 1997, I decided to put up my own web site as a way of communicating with those of you who are still among the living. It's really not as hard as I thought it would be, and I'm surprised that no one here has tried to do anything like this before. Seances are so pass�! I don't spend much time updating this site anymore, but I think there's enough content here to keep you busy for awhile. I know I've violated just about every rule for good web design, but I didn't know that at the time I did this site, and I'm too lazy to update it now!
If this is your first visit, I recommend viewing the page Who am I and why am I doing this? for a thorough introduction. If you've been here before, you'll find that the Diary page is the one which gets updated once in a while, when I feel inspired to write. Also, I'm sure there are many things that you are dying to know about, so I've provided a link below for you to send me your questions. I'll be posting answers on the Mailbox Page of this site. Please don't ask me any questions about deceased friends, relatives, or pets. With all the souls wandering around here I don't have time to go tracking down your lost acquaintances. Also, be sure to Pre-Register for the hereafter before leaving this site. You'll be glad you did. It will save you a lot of time later.
Following are brief descriptions of the pages on this site. Be sure to browse with the volume turned up, because I've included some of my favorite spiritually-based music on all of the pages. Oh, and don't worry- the rest of the pages won't take as long to load as this Home Page; they're not quite as weighed-down with graphics.
If you have any suggestions for improving the site, I'd be glad to hear them. Just click on the E-mail link below- it won't bite. And one more thing... There are some things that most people don't want to know, but if you really can't wait to find out, there's a way you can determine your own inevitable date of death: Click on the button below if you dare.
 Frequently asked questions of the dead.
- Your basic FAQ page.
- Who am I and why am I doing this?
- Self-explanatory.
- A description of the hereafter-
- What to expect when you get here.
- Mailbox
- Your questions. My answers.
- A recent photograph of me.
- Not for the squeamish.
- My Diary.
- My infrequent reports to you.
- Pre-registration for the hereafter.
- Avoid the long lines that greet new arrivals to the hereafter by filling out your paperwork ahead of time.
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Links to other dead sites on the Web:
John Edward Official Site This guy is the real deal.
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