Good morning all. (Hello my fellow Americans.) Reggie just got through voting for the first time. See here in Texas if you are a walking talking fox, they let you vote. (Yeppers.) So Reggie who did you vote for? (The winner) How do you know they are the winner? (Well would you vote for a loser? Why vote if you know they will lose?) Well you may vote for someone because you support their party or their beliefs. (And I believe I voted for a winner, and he thinks he is the winner. So there you are. The winner.) [Bill looking confused] What about their party? (That comes later tonight. Party tonight in Austin or Carthage, [whispering] or wherever Nader is!) I thought you said you voted for the winner. (I did. I had a write in.) Who was that? (That George W. N. Gore guy I hear so much about. They said it last night on MSNBC. [Sounding like Tim Russert] "Well it comes down to the wire. The election with George W. N. Gore is very close. So please go and vote tomorrow, especially in the toss up state." So, I went to the booth voted and tossed up my breakfast.) Oh boy. Say good-bye Reggie. (Good by my fellow Americans. Moreover, remember to vote. Because if you don't vote you can't complain about complacency!)

-Bill & Reggie Foxworthy :o)