Hello again. (Man twice in one day. He thinks {very sarcastically} I am a robot. Reggie Post here, Reggie post there. What about my needs? {Pounding his chest} MY NEEDS!) What are you talking about? (Lets talk about something more important.) Okay like what? (What I am getting for my first Christmas?) Well let us see. Did you decorate the tree? (With bubble lights and ham...) Why ham? (Why let a perfectly good sleeping place like that go to waist, what if I get hungry in the night? {Grabbing feet and sways on the chair}) You sleep in the tree. (Don't you have a you're log?) Not you're log, a Yule log... (You mean I don't have to sleep with that chipmunk anymore. {Getting peeved}) Nope, sorry. So, have you decorated the house? (Yeppers, with stringed up lights, and a giant glowing frosted snowman. Man, it took forever to get that sugar to stay on with no ants.) {Bill begins to laugh and cry} Not a "Frosted Snowman"... Frosty the Snowman. It is a story character. ({Getting even more peeved} Okay let me get this right.... Frosty... not frosted. As in no, four inch layer of sugary goodness.) Right. (Okay, strike two.) How about the music did you pick the music for the party? (I did get that right. {Very sure of himself} Ready for the list?) Hit me, Reggie. (First up, Fleas not my dad. Next, Here we come a waffleling. Then, the Carol and her bells. And finally for the big finale, Quiet Night. Now I know I got those right.) {Bill stops laughing and gets a somber look on his face. Takes a deep breath and begins slowly.} Okay Reggie, the songs are Feliz Navidad, Here we come a wassailing (Wait, What a WASSLE?) I do not know, be they come doing it. Then it is Carol of the Bells, and Silent Night. ({Admitting defeat, and sighing} Okay, so I don't get my big gift do I?) Of course, how would you know what these things are, it is your first Christmas, Reggie. No one is perfect all the time. (So what do I get?) Well you have to wait until Christmas morning? ({Whining} But that is like 23 days away, I will die if I can't have it now! Billllllllll argghhhhhh!) {Panicking} How about a candy cane? ({Looking up} Okay. {Grabs it out of Bill's hand and begins to suck}) Well that is how holidays are around the Coleman household. See you all later. Say bye Reggie ({muffled} BYE EVERYONE!) Good Bye.

-Bill, Shannon, Redmond, & Reggie Foxworthy :oP :o)