Reggie & The Head Bean in Galveston!
Posted on Dec. 2, 2000 at 11:30 p.m.

Hello everyone. (Hey you beautiful Boyds people.) Well as many of you have posted and watched today, our beloved Head Bean has retired from QVC. Reggie was very tearful at the end. {Reggie crying} (*Sniffle* I am going to miss him so much. He brought true worth to my life a few weeks out of the long cold Head Beanless year. I will truly and honestly miss him in his funny outfits. Hey man, stay groovy. I will see you when you come to Michelle's later this year. We will hang out and have some grrrovy funnel cakes and we will get some cowboy hats. Man I look so kewl in cowboy hats!) Yes you do. (Then we can drive trucks... and then we can go to Chucky Cheese and go skee balling, and then go jet skiing on Clear Lake and then to Galveston and party till the early light!) Reggie I don't think the Head Bean likes skee ball and I don't think he will do all those things with you. (Well he could, how do you know? He could thoroughly enjoy it, and in fact he might even pay.) Oh really? (Well he could, we are buying the funnel cake!) Well {Bill Confused} he could pay for skee ball but I wouldn't hold out for the Jet Ski. (Rats! Okay the first round of Roy Rogers at Galveston Island, but I won't settle for anything less!) So if the Head Bean comes back to Texas you will buy him at least a funnel cake? (At least one, maybe five?) Boy you are sooo generous. (Well I'm not worried it's your money.) Well Gary we look forward to seeing you in any fashion. (Preferably this time with pantaloons on. You can't walk free like me all the time, underwear is preferred in Texas.) Reggie! (Well hey it gets cold here?) Say good-bye Reggie. (Bye Reggie.) Bye everyone.

-Bill & Reggie Foxworthy :o)

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