Reggie Gets Wrapped
December 6th, 2000

Hello everyone. Reggie and I are currently wrapping presents. {Muffled Reggie}(Hello everyone.) Reggie has inadvertently been wrapped. While wrapping a shirt for my aunt, Bandit tackled Reggie and then Newton taped him up. Now they are putting a "don't open till XMAS" sticker on him. Nice guys, real nice. [We thought it would be funny] Well, Newton you have to unwrap him. [Bill do we have to?] ([Muffled] Yes! You do!) Well, it would be quieter around here if you left him wrapped. (WHAT!?) But, it isn't in the Christmas Spirit. [Okay, Bill we won't leave him wrapped until Christmas. We'll unwrap him XMAS night.] That sounds good. (Let me out.) {Being picked up by Newton & Bandit} [Why don't we put him next to that big package over there?] +Hey oh, you are correct, sir+ Bandit, don't encourage him. +Hey, oh!! Yes.+ Well, we have been quite busy around the Coleman household this week. On, Monday, Reggie decided to drink a bubble light. He was sure it was Kool-Aid. Then on Tuesday, Bandit decided to bake a fruitcake. Unfortunately, he decided to use apples and oranges. That didn't go as well, since he didn't peel the fruit. Yesterday, Redmond decided to try his hand a Jell-O Molding. You can just use your imagination. Lets just say that the "David Statue" never looked so eatable. Well today, as if for a grand finale Reggie decided to hang ornaments on the tree. Well I am still trying to get Brayburn down off the top. Well that is the update from Reggie and his friends. Bye.

-Bill, Reggie Foxworthy, Bandit Bushytail, & Newton.... ;o)

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