Kids say the Darnest Things

This little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound

coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and

says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look

in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him." His mom is taken by

surprise and says, "Oh...well...ah....well I'm bouncing on his stomach

because he's fat and that makes him thin again."

And the boy says, Well, that won't work!" His mom says, "Why?!?"

And the boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave

each day and blows him back up!"