What am I ???

 

This useful tool, commonly found in the range of 8 inches long. The

functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes. Is usually found

hung, dangling loosely, ready for instant action. It boasts of a clump of

little hairy things at one end and a small hole at the other. In use, it is

inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly, into

a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and

again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming

bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the

rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements. When

finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, sticky white substance,

some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and

some from its long glistening shaft after everything is done and the flowing

and cleansing liquids have ceases emanating, it is returned to its freely

hanging state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action, hopefully

reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much

less.

 

WHAT AM I????

 

As you may have already guessed, the answer to the riddle is none other than

your very own........................Toothbrush...........

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