Things to do on an Elevator...

1) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut

up, damnitt, all of you just shut UP!"

2) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

4) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

>5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask:

"Got enough air in there?"

6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours

upside-down.

7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without

getting off.

8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors

open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake

and ask them to call you Admiral.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then

announce: "I've got new socks on!"

11) Meow occasionally.

12) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. (I would try this one)

14) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce

"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other

passengers.

16) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your

beeper?"

17) Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the

other passengers that this is your "personal space".